🍳 Sizzle, Streak & Sauce — Update 1.3.5 🍝 Chefs! This one is all about feel — reading the pan, riding the streak, and never losing your meatball under the UI again. Straight from your feedback, straight into the sauce. 🧑🍳 🔫 Combat & Feel · ⚡ Beam weapons reworked — beams now build heat and overheat like a reload, with a proper soft sizzle sound instead of the old drone. Manage the heat, m…
🎺 Update 1.3.4 — Face the Music Every boss in this game has spent a year fighting to a borrowed tune. Not any more. Also: an honest confession about the Additives, and a Knowledge screen that finally knows things. 🎼 Seventeen Bosses. Seventeen Themes. · 🎻 Every single boss now has its own music — all seventeen of them, composed one at a time. Mains, alts, the event bosses and the one you're…
🍝 Update 1.3.3 — Table Talk A generous helping between the big ones: talk to your table, earn your knife-marks, and get fitted by a very serious tailor. Grazie for every report and suggestion — most of this list started as one. 💬 Say Something (Co-op) · 🎭 Emote wheel — hold T (or click the right stick ) for a six-slice radial: CIAO! · AH AH! · GRAZIE ♥ · GG! · MAMMA MIA… · GRR! Aim with mous…
🔧 Patch 1.3.2 A quick-fire fix round. You reported, we cooked. Grazie for the bug reports — keep them coming. 🩹 The Big One First · 🧊 Fixed the freeze at the start of a run (and the stray story text box over the death screen). If 1.3.0 left you stuck on wave 1 unable to move — deepest apologies, it's gone. 🎮 Controllers · 🕹️ Fixed the big one: if your controller wasn't in the first slot (s…
🍝 The Full Menu — Update 1.3.0 The biggest update MEATBALLS has ever had. Everything we've been cooking since launch, served on one plate — and every bit of it is us pushing hard toward the FULL RELEASE of the game, coming soon. All free. No microtransactions. Just more game. Ciao, polpette! 👋 Since launch the kitchen has not closed. Grab a fork — here's what's new: 🎫 Order Up! — Ticket Runs…
🛡️ Guard Up — Update 1.2.16 You can block now. And if your timing is good, you can throw the hit straight back. 1.2.16 gives every meatball an active defence, opens a Hall of Deaths that tallies what's killing you — and everyone else on Steam — rebuilds the front door from the ground up, and ships every fix from the first Kitchen playtest. Grab your lid. 🛡️ NEW — Block & Parry Hold Right Mous…
THE KITCHEN UPDATE You can cook your own meatball now. Head into The Kitchen from character select and mix, grind, pan-fry and plate one yourself. Get the fat ratio right, pick your spices, don't burn it — what comes out is a fully playable character you can take straight into a run. Burn it and, well. That one's on you. The big rebalance Some of you spotted that you went basically unkillable a…
✨ NEW FEATURES 👑 Bosses Reworked Top to Bottom The boss roster has had a major gameplay pass so each fight now has a stronger identity, better telegraphs, clearer punish windows, and much more memorable phase flow instead of just feeling like a bigger stat check. · Prep Cook now teaches lane reads with cutting-board rush telegraphs and punish windows after missed charges · The Butcher leans ha…
Bug Fixes · Fixed pressing escape issue · Fixed Menu controller issues · Fixed cursor still showing on controller · Fixed end screen · Fixed gold update on the shop · Fixed saving now mentions it only saves to the start of the level · Fixed minimap inproved
🍝 Update 1.1.10 — The Full Course The biggest Meatballs update yet is served. New ways to power up, coin-op contraptions and glowing shrines scattered across the arena, a legendary guest star, and a mountain of polish. Grab a fork. ✨ NEW FEATURES 🎴 Choose Your Upgrade on Level-Up No more silent auto-upgrades. Every level-up now pauses the action and deals you three upgrade cards to pick from…
Show a stacked view by default on the pause menu and when you click on a stack it then asks how much you want to drop with a slider · Beasteary show the actual sprites · Multiplayer invite doesnt force the one accepting into the lobby it is now forcing them · Multiplayer should show if not ready · When downed play again doesnt take you back to a lobby with friend it is now fixed · Allow revive…
Bug fixes and changes · Easier close on the in round shop so if you press escape it should close that shop then instead of oppening pause menu. · Added a little animation showing your gold going down that the person can actually see it · Items now show on the minimap · Bosses now cant be knocked out of the arena · Tooltip shows what items add into what stat · Tried to fix frame rates for higher…
Armor, re-seasoned. It is now re worked to balance a bit better with the scaling of enemies. · Fixed icons showing in the pause menu. · Dodge also reduced and scaling applied.
A few bug fixes from feedback · Fixed shop scroll issues for players that are a bit too good at the game as usual. · Fixed jumping around after clicking buy on controller.
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