How many people are playing This Is Why We Don't Play Golf right now?

This Is Why We Don't Play Golf has 0 players on Steam right now, with a 24-hour peak of 0 and an all-time peak of 1 on 11 Sep 2026.

What is the all-time peak player count of This Is Why We Don't Play Golf?

1 concurrent players on 11 Sep 2026.

When was This Is Why We Don't Play Golf released on Steam?

This Is Why We Don't Play Golf was released on Steam on 16 Dec 2025.

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This Is Why We Don't Play Golf

GameApp ID 3,811,890by Hmph. StudiosReleased 16 Dec 2025

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App ID3,811,890

Release date16 Dec 2025

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Install size159 MB

TypeGame

Last update22 Dec 2025

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DeveloperHmph. Studios

Changenumber38,731,530

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Packages0

PublisherHmph. Studios

SystemsWindows

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This Is Why We Don't Play Golf

Hmph. Studios
Released 16 Dec 2025·App 3811890

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265 days

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22 Dec 2025, 11:04 UTC

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Date	Day	Time	Patch title	Build ID	Branch	Depots	Download Δ
22 Dec 2025	Mon	11:04	No patch notes · unannounced build	21282687	public	1	—

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