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This Is Why We Don't Play Golf Achievements · SteamPeaks

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This Is Why We Don't Play Golf

GameApp ID 3,811,890by Hmph. StudiosReleased 16 Dec 2025

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App ID3,811,890

Release date16 Dec 2025

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Install size159 MB

TypeGame

Last update22 Dec 2025

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DeveloperHmph. Studios

Changenumber38,731,530

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PublisherHmph. Studios

SystemsWindows

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This Is Why We Don't Play Golf

Hmph. Studios
Released 16 Dec 2025·App 3811890

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Achievements

16 achievements · 4 secret

Graduate from (not) college!
Complete the tutorial
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Speedrunning unemployment
Get a hole in one in the tutorial
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Strokin real hard
Stroke it 100 times
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Fallin real hard
Faceslap the floor 100 times
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End the pain!

Finish the game

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Now you can cry together!

Join a lobby!

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Find a bug!

They seem to be... dancing?

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Deep down

Make it to the caves

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This is so hot

Make it to the desert

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Indiana jonesSecret

Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.

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Child laborSecret

Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.

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I hope they don't probe us...Secret

Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.

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Break a leg! Or a wall

Break 100 walls

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Strong knees

Wahoo a 100 times (please dont sue me Nintendo)

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Wombo combo!

Get a max air combo

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Don't give upSecret

Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.

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