How many people are playing This Is Why We Don't Play Golf right now?

This Is Why We Don't Play Golf is app 3811890 on Steam. Player counts appear once the tracker has sampled it.

What is the all-time peak player count of This Is Why We Don't Play Golf?

1 concurrent players on 11 Sep 2026.

This Is Why We Don't Play Golf was released on Steam on 16 Dec 2025.

GameApp ID 3,811,890by Hmph. StudiosReleased 16 Dec 2025

WindowsEngine —

App ID3,811,890

Release date16 Dec 2025

Engine—

Install size159 MB

TypeGame

Last update22 Dec 2025

Steam Deck—

DLC0

DeveloperHmph. Studios

Changenumber38,731,530

Price—

Packages0

PublisherHmph. Studios

SystemsWindows

Followers—

Depots1

This Is Why We Don't Play Golf

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SteamPeaks Rating

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Rated from 10 reviews

Last seen

Sampled 38 minutes ago · not a live figure

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All-time peak

11 Sep 2026

Steam Cloud

95.4 MB quota · 100 files

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quota	100000000
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savefiles.0.root	WinAppDataLocalLow
savefiles.0.pattern	*.json
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This Is Why We Don't Play Golf Cloud Saves · SteamPeaks