This Is Why We Don't Play Golf
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| Status | Key | Previous value | New value |
|---|---|---|---|
| Added | break_100 | — | Break a leg! Or a wall — Break 100 walls |
| Added | cave_area | — | Deep down — Make it to the caves |
| Added | complete_game | — | End the pain! — Finish the game |
| Added | desert_area | — | This is so hot — Make it to the desert |
| Added | factory_area | — | Child labor |
| Added | falls_100 | — | Fallin real hard — Faceslap the floor 100 times |
| Added | find_bug | — | Find a bug! — They seem to be... dancing? |
| Added | join_lobby | — | Now you can cry together! — Join a lobby! |
| Added | jump_100 | — | Strong knees — Wahoo a 100 times (please dont sue me Nintendo) |
| Added | pyramid_area | — | Indiana jones |
| Added | rick_roll | — | Don't give up |
| Added | spaceship_area | — | I hope they don't probe us... |
| Status | Key | Previous value | New value |
|---|---|---|---|
| Branches · 3 | |||
| Added | Build ID on publicdepots.branches.public.buildid | — | 21282687 |
| Added | Build time on publicdepots.branches.public.timebuildupdated | — | 22 Dec 2025, 11:02:09 UTC1766401329 |
| Added | Updated time on publicdepots.branches.public.timeupdated | — | 22 Dec 2025, 11:04:35 UTC1766401475 |
| Depots · 3 | |||
| Added |
| Download size on publicdepots.3811891.manifests.public.download |
| — |
| 77.0 MB80766576 |
| Added | Manifest on publicdepots.3811891.manifests.public.gid | — | 4191580509452519339 |
| Added | Size on disk on publicdepots.3811891.manifests.public.size | — | 158.8 MB166565935 |
| Store · 73 |
| Added | Association 0 · namecommon.associations.0.name | — | Hmph. Studios |
| Added | Association 0 · typecommon.associations.0.type | — | developer |
| Added | Association 1 · namecommon.associations.1.name | — | Hmph. Studios |
| Added | Association 1 · typecommon.associations.1.type | — | publisher |
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| Added | category · category_2common.category.category_2 | — | 1 |
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| Added | category · category_22common.category.category_22 | — | 1 |
| Added | category · category_23common.category.category_23 | — | 1 |
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| Added | category · category_38common.category.category_38 | — | 1 |
| Added | category · category_49common.category.category_49 | — | 1 |
| Added | category · category_62common.category.category_62 | — | 1 |
| Added | category · category_66common.category.category_66 | — | 1 |
| Added | category · category_67common.category.category_67 | — | 1 |
| Added | category · category_68common.category.category_68 | — | 1 |
| Added | category · category_74common.category.category_74 | — | 1 |
| Added | category · category_78common.category.category_78 | — | 1 |
| Added | category · category_79common.category.category_79 | — | 1 |
| Added | community_hub_visiblecommon.community_hub_visible | — | 1 |
| Added | Community stats visiblecommon.community_visible_stats | — | 1 |
| Added | Controller supportcommon.controller_support | — | partial |
| Added | controllertagwizardcommon.controllertagwizard | — | 1 |
| Added | Game IDcommon.gameid | — | 3811890 |
| Added | genres · 0common.genres.0 | — | 1 |
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| Added | genres · 2common.genres.2 | — | 4 |
| Added | genres · 3common.genres.3 | — | 23 |
| Added | library_assets_full · library_logo · logo_position · height_pctcommon.library_assets_full.library_logo.logo_position.height_pct | — | 118.77226312039895 |
| Added | library_assets_full · library_logo · logo_position · pinned_positioncommon.library_assets_full.library_logo.logo_position.pinned_position | — | BottomLeft |
| Added | library_assets_full · library_logo · logo_position · width_pctcommon.library_assets_full.library_logo.logo_position.width_pct | — | 79.33643771827707 |
| Added | library_assets · library_capsulecommon.library_assets.library_capsule | — | en |
| Added | library_assets · library_headercommon.library_assets.library_header | — | en |
| Added | library_assets · library_herocommon.library_assets.library_hero | — | en |
| Added | library_assets · library_hero_blurcommon.library_assets.library_hero_blur | — | en |
| Added | library_assets · library_logocommon.library_assets.library_logo | — | en |
| Added | library_assets · logo_position · height_pctcommon.library_assets.logo_position.height_pct | — | 118.77226312039895 |
| Added | library_assets · logo_position · pinned_positioncommon.library_assets.logo_position.pinned_position | — | BottomLeft |
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| Added | Namecommon.name | — | This Is Why We Don't Play Golf |
| Added | Architecturecommon.osarch | — |
| Added | osextendedcommon.osextended | — |
| Added | Operating systemscommon.oslist | — | Windowswindows |
| Added | primary_genrecommon.primary_genre | — | 1 |
| Added | Release statecommon.releasestate | — | released |
| Added | Review percentagecommon.review_percentage | — | 95 |
| Added | Review scorecommon.review_score | — | 7 |
| Added | Steam release datecommon.steam_release_date | — | 16 Dec 2025, 18:50:42 UTC1765911042 |
| Added | store_asset_mtimecommon.store_asset_mtime | — | 1765888568 |
| Added | Store tagcommon.store_tags.0 | — | Perma Death1759 |
| Added | Store tagcommon.store_tags.1 | — | Mini Golf22955 |
| Added | Store tagcommon.store_tags.2 | — | Adventure21 |
| Added | Store tagcommon.store_tags.3 | — | Difficult4026 |
| Added | Store tagcommon.store_tags.4 | — | Casual597 |
| Added | Store tagcommon.store_tags.5 | — | Action19 |
| Added | Store tagcommon.store_tags.6 | — | Psychological Horror1721 |
| Added | Store tagcommon.store_tags.7 | — | Multiplayer3859 |
| Added | Store tagcommon.store_tags.8 | — | Dark Humor5923 |
| Added | Store tagcommon.store_tags.9 | — | Indie492 |
| Added | Store tagcommon.store_tags.10 | — | Physics3968 |
| Added | Store tagcommon.store_tags.11 | — | Horror1667 |
| Added | Store tagcommon.store_tags.12 | — | Platformer1625 |
| Added | Store tagcommon.store_tags.13 | — | Online Co-Op3843 |
| Added | Store tagcommon.store_tags.14 | — | Survival Horror3978 |
| Added | Store tagcommon.store_tags.15 | — | 2D Platformer5379 |
| Added | Store tagcommon.store_tags.16 | — | Singleplayer4182 |
| Added | Store tagcommon.store_tags.17 | — | Controller7481 |
| Added | Store tagcommon.store_tags.18 | — | Co-op1685 |
| Added | Store tagcommon.store_tags.19 | — | 2D3871 |
| Added | Typecommon.type | — | Game |
| Added | Developerextended.developer | — | Hmph. Studios |
| Added | Publisherextended.publisher | — | Hmph. Studios |
| Assets · 14 |
| Added | Client iconcommon.clienticon | — | fb06eb6beda7fa955ec57e48f265ae9e33dad061 |
| Added | Client TGAcommon.clienttga | — | 58086b6db1bc5e21d41a41983bd6966ca54b3f28 |
| Added | Header imagecommon.header_image.english | — | 152cb462…/header.jpg |
| Added | Iconcommon.icon | — | 9c43036e9adabdc447dca3b0e35f89f41d97a1ac |
| Added | library_capsule · image · englishcommon.library_assets_full.library_capsule.image.english | — | 52419c3a…/library_capsule.jpg |
| Added | library_capsule · image2x · englishcommon.library_assets_full.library_capsule.image2x.english | — | 52419c3a…/library_capsule_2x.jpg |
| Added | library_header · image · englishcommon.library_assets_full.library_header.image.english | — | 152cb462…/library_header.jpg |
| Added | library_header · image2x · englishcommon.library_assets_full.library_header.image2x.english | — | 152cb462…/library_header_2x.jpg |
| Added | library_hero_blur · image · englishcommon.library_assets_full.library_hero_blur.image.english | — | ac552d49…/library_hero_blur.jpg |
| Added | library_hero · image · englishcommon.library_assets_full.library_hero.image.english | — | ac552d49…/library_hero.jpg |
| Added | library_hero · image2x · englishcommon.library_assets_full.library_hero.image2x.english | — | ac552d49…/library_hero_2x.jpg |
| Added | library_logo · image · englishcommon.library_assets_full.library_logo.image.english | — | 9c82c07c…/logo.png |
| Added | library_logo · image2x · englishcommon.library_assets_full.library_logo.image2x.english | — | 9c82c07c…/logo_2x.png |
| Added | small_capsule · englishcommon.small_capsule.english | — | 7d01b104…/capsule_231x87.jpg |
| Launch options · 4 |
| Added | Install directoryconfig.installdir | — | This Is Why We Don't Play Golf |
| Added | Launch option 0 · oslistconfig.launch.0.config.oslist | — | windows |
| Added | Launch option 0 · executableconfig.launch.0.executable | — | This is why we dont play golf.exe |
| Added | Launch option 0 · typeconfig.launch.0.type | — | default |
| Cloud saves · 5 |
| Added | Cloud max filesufs.maxnumfiles | — | 100 |
| Added | Cloud quotaufs.quota | — | 95.4 MB100000000 |
| Added | savefiles · 0 · pathufs.savefiles.0.path | — | HmphStudios/This is why we dont play golf/ |
| Added | savefiles · 0 · patternufs.savefiles.0.pattern | — | *.json |
| Added | savefiles · 0 · rootufs.savefiles.0.root | — | WinAppDataLocalLow |
| Localization · 11 |
| Added | Brazilian · interfacecommon.supported_languages.brazilian.supported | — | true |
| Added | English · full audiocommon.supported_languages.english.full_audio | — | true |
| Added | English · subtitlescommon.supported_languages.english.subtitles | — | true |
| Added | English · interfacecommon.supported_languages.english.supported | — | true |
| Added | German · subtitlescommon.supported_languages.german.subtitles | — | true |
| Added | German · interfacecommon.supported_languages.german.supported | — | true |
| Added | Japanese · interfacecommon.supported_languages.japanese.supported | — | true |
| Added | Koreana · interfacecommon.supported_languages.koreana.supported | — | true |
| Added | Latam · interfacecommon.supported_languages.latam.supported | — | true |
| Added | Russian · interfacecommon.supported_languages.russian.supported | — | true |
| Added | Schinese · interfacecommon.supported_languages.schinese.supported | — | true |
| Other · 3 |
| Added | appid | — | 3811890 |
| Added | Depot base languagesdepots.baselanguages | — | english,german,french,koreana,schinese,russian,japanese,brazilian,latam |
| Added | depots.privatebranches | — | 1 |