h8machine
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All-time peak
06 Sep 2026
| Published | Kind | Announcement | Build |
|---|---|---|---|
| In-game event | Nice Opinion, Which Youtuber Did You Get It From? Weekly content! New personalities "Transform a post" mechanic was introduced for an enemy in the last small update, and it's a fun one with a lot of potential depth. Now, YOU get to transform posts! · 🤔 influencee - this propagator of HOT TAKES will turn your posts into "1 downvote every second". You can transform posts that have drawbacks on timeout, make use of the leftover duration on your… | — | |
| Game update | Some Updates This minor update contains some bugfixes, and new stuff targeted at both ends of the player skill spectrum: For newbs A hint system was introduced to help you figure out enemies. Many enemies in this game, especially early on, have puzzle-like solutions that completely disarm them. Ofc the power of your deck still matters, and RNG can still mess you up, but if figuring out the correct counterpl… | — | |
| In-game event | Towards More Inclusive Expressions Of Hate New content! Cards 3 new personalities found their way into the game · slacktivist: supports the current thing and NEEDS you to know it. 😭 isn't super weak, but it's just not particularly exciting because the whole "needs a reply" theme means jumping through hoops to get normal things. There is no big payoff for doing something UNIQUE. So this personality introduces a new theme that's all abou… | — | |
| In-game event | New content 4U It's the first post-release batch of new cards! And a little QoL in the package. Cards 3 new personalities made it into the game: · baneposter - the exodia of memeing, if you assemble the whole Bane vs CIA conversation, you win the game on the spot · b*tchLasagna - missing piece of 😍 pic synergy. No setups, but payoffs for both pics and #egirl · haxxor - two directions for 🤔. The shield mecha… | — | |
| Game update | Early balance tweaks Early tweaks are mostly buffs to 😭 and 🤔 to improve their basic playstyle. 😭 - buffed healing, some timeout effects replaced with damage over time. 🤔 - cards changed to benefit more from duration extending. Some not very flavorful cards in🤔 and 😭 are replaced with a new shielding mechanic. ShildVPN protects your data from prying eyes with military-grade encryption prevents any shillded po… | — | |
| Game update | Early QoL improvements First patch, some requested QoL improvements · double click cards to play them without target · right click cards to bin them for emoji · network "map" can now be scrolled to plan ahead · all 5 starter personalites are now accessible when starting the roguelike mode. this is a buff to early player power, let's see how that affects difficulty (smh one day in and we powercreeping already) · fixed… | 9262997 | |
| News | h8machine is out! This is it, the game is out for everyone to play! Release discount lasts for a week. Shitpost away with the currently available content, and I'll see what more I can whip up soon! | — | |
| Announcement | GAEM OUT SOON, BOYS What can you expect on release? · two playable modes - roguelike and constructed · 40 personalities to mix and match when building your deck, 120+ player cards in total · a rogueLITE progression system that you can just skip and unlock everything if you feel like it · 4 challenge modes that can be added onto both basic modes in any combination What can you expect post-release? Honestly. probabl… | — | |
| In-game event | BASED demo update "Based on what?" Based on YOUR Next Fest feedback! Demo has been updated according to some common feedbacks I got during steam next fest. Key changes include: · Complete battle UI Redesign! Posts will now autoposition in two columns, one for you and one for the enemy. If there is little space and posts start overlapping, posts that don't have any timeout, ongoing or triggered effects will hide… | — |
Announcements are the developer’s own posts to the game’s Steam news feed: updates and their patch notes, in-game events, releases and sales. The important ones are marked on the players chart.