How many people are playing h8machine right now?

h8machine is app 1642010 on Steam. Player counts appear once the tracker has sampled it.

What is the all-time peak player count of h8machine?

1 concurrent players on 12 Sep 2026.

When was h8machine released on Steam?

h8machine was released on Steam on 4 Aug 2022.

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h8machine

GameApp ID 1,642,010by gaem by jjReleased 4 Aug 2022

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App ID1,642,010

Release date4 Aug 2022

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Install size232 MB

TypeGame

Last update23 Nov 2022

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Developergaem by jj

Changenumber34,867,245

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Publishergaem by jj

SystemsWindows

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h8machine

gaem by jj
Released 4 Aug 2022·App 1642010

Steam user reviews

Very Positive

94.3%· 53 reviews

Recent Overwhelmingly Positive · 100%

SteamPeaks Rating

81.8 Positive

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All-time peak

12 Sep 2026

12 announcements · from h8machine’s Steam news feed

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Everything Updates3 In-game events7 Releases1 Community1

In-game event27 Sep 2022Do You Even Lift?Update! Cards #fitness hashtag with 2 new personalities for now: DYEL and roidRage. More to come! #fitness spawns a pinned post when you first play a card that increases your bench: This lets you scale your power over time in a way that the opponent can't remove. #hashtag Drop Rate Hashtag personalities will now get HUGE boost in probability as rewards when a personality with a hashtag is alrea…

h8machine Events · SteamPeaks

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23 Aug 2022, 18:31 UTC	In-game event	Nice Opinion, Which Youtuber Did You Get It From? Weekly content! New personalities "Transform a post" mechanic was introduced for an enemy in the last small update, and it's a fun one with a lot of potential depth. Now, YOU get to transform posts! · 🤔 influencee - this propagator of HOT TAKES will turn your posts into "1 downvote every second". You can transform posts that have drawbacks on timeout, make use of the leftover duration on your…	—
15 Aug 2022, 13:38 UTC	In-game event	Towards More Inclusive Expressions Of Hate New content! Cards 3 new personalities found their way into the game · slacktivist: supports the current thing and NEEDS you to know it. 😭 isn't super weak, but it's just not particularly exciting because the whole "needs a reply" theme means jumping through hoops to get normal things. There is no big payoff for doing something UNIQUE. So this personality introduces a new theme that's all abou…	—
10 Aug 2022, 18:16 UTC	In-game event	New content 4U It's the first post-release batch of new cards! And a little QoL in the package. Cards 3 new personalities made it into the game: · baneposter - the exodia of memeing, if you assemble the whole Bane vs CIA conversation, you win the game on the spot · b*tchLasagna - missing piece of 😍 pic synergy. No setups, but payoffs for both pics and #egirl · haxxor - two directions for 🤔. The shield mecha…	—
11 Oct 2021, 17:02 UTC	In-game event	BASED demo update "Based on what?" Based on YOUR Next Fest feedback! Demo has been updated according to some common feedbacks I got during steam next fest. Key changes include: · Complete battle UI Redesign! Posts will now autoposition in two columns, one for you and one for the enemy. If there is little space and posts start overlapping, posts that don't have any timeout, ongoing or triggered effects will hide…	—