This is it, the game is out for everyone to play!
Release discount lasts for a week.
Shitpost away with the currently available content, and I'll see what more I can whip up soon!
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Do You Even Lift?Update! Cards #fitness hashtag with 2 new personalities for now: DYEL and roidRage. More to come! #fitness spawns a pinned post when you first play a card that increases your bench: This lets you scale your power over time in a way that the opponent can't remove. #hashtag Drop Rate Hashtag personalities will now get HUGE boost in probability as rewards when a personality with a hashtag is alrea…Non Fungible FruitTook a break recently, so this is a fairly lazy update. Even the jokes are lazy! We go for the lowest hanging fruit of internet jokes, the infamous monke jpeg peddlers. New personalities ponzaSchemer exists because of a pun. I mean, that's really it. But to make the pun actually work, resource removal (i.e., all "remove 🤖" posts) gets a buff in this update to become actually usable. Meanwhile,…Robo Girl SupremacyThis week's update: Cards Two new personalities found their way into the game - a 😍 robosexual and a 😡 robohater Robosexual, in tune with its flavor, replaces the need for a real egirl in your deck and thirsts for your opponent. Robohater has a funky card that can CANCEL multiple posts and continues the theme of rewards for low life. Challenge mode Grindset challenge goes up to lvl 4 now, wit…