Community24 Oct 2025Trick AND Treat! A free new Halloweenie card is ready to scare you silly!KRAKABOOM! WHOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOO! CA-CAW! CA-CAW! Midnight! The witching hour! And here you are, alone in these dark and spooky woods! In a thunderstorm! KRAKABOOM! See! There's that thunder! The rain is pouring down! PLIP PLIP PLIP PLIP PLOP PLIP PLIP PLIP Your galoshes stick in the mud as you trudge through the darkness! SCHLUP SCHLUP SCHLUP SCHUP SCHLUP Oh, why oh why did you leave you…
New DLC Release This update to Squirmish: The Videogame is required to access features unlocked by the new DLC: Biscuit Sisters vs. Gravy Brothers 24-Card Booster Set . The new DLC adds 24 cards to the game, including two new groups, plus a new solo play experience called FOOD FIGHTS! The Biscuit Sisters Vs. The Gravy Brothers 24-Card Booster Set New Halloween-Themed Card Being October, this up…
Unity recently reported a serious security vulnerability in many versions of their engine going back to 2017. Read more about it here: Based on Unity recommendations, we have patched the UnityPlayer.dll file for: · SQUIRMISH: The Videogame of Brawling Beasties · SQUIRMISH: The Videogame of Brawling Beasties DEMO Aside from eliminating the security issue, we expect this update to have no effect…
To celebrate Squirmish's participation in the Creature Collector Fest , enjoy a sneak peek of two new cards, part of a ginormous 24-card booster pack to be released soon as DLC. (Summer 2025) Up front is CHEEKPOCKETS . With all those nuts and acorns filling her cheeks, no one properly knows if she's a squirrel or woodchuck or maybe something hamster-adjacent, but CHEEKPOCKETS can uncork some se…
Some minor updates to both the FULL and DEMO versions of Squirmish. Improved bot behavior re: SHAVING CREAM Bot players have always been pretty stupid with APEBEARD's SHAVING CREAM ability. That ability blocks first time attackers from attacking APEBEARD. Players with APEBEARD in their initial hand could take advantage of this weakness by playing APEBEARD as starter and never playing another ca…
A quick update to the card Kooga's ability, NINE LIVES. Whenever Kooga is knocked out, it's special ability NINE LIVES, does a die roll, and on a roll of 4-6, Kooga is fully healed rather than knocked out. Usually this works fine, but after Kooga is saved from a natural knock out, it will periodically perform the NINE LIVES roll again when it's not called for. While this generally does not brea…
A quick update with some minor changes. Changes: · Fixed a bug that was causing Rogues' Gallery opponents to play at a weaker level than intended. (This was partially fixed in the last update, but now it covers all rogue bots.) · Polished the preload of greeter characters (the ones that appear on the home page) so that the don't blink in late after the home page is revealed. This fixes were inc…
Are you checking out Squirmish, but not yet convinced it will be worth digging up the spare change, buttons and lint out of your recliner to purchase it? Have no worries, dear friend... SQUIRMISH IS NOW AVAILABLE IN A FREE DEMO VERSION! The free demo contains everything you need to start having a blast playing Squirmish: - Get the complete, classic 70-card Squirmish deck! - Battle against 4 biz…
Demo Coming Soon We will be releasing a free Demo version of Squirmish very soon. This update supports the upcoming Demo release and includes improvements that will allow Demo players to smoothly upgrade to the Full version without losing progress they've earned in the Demo. Additionally, this update is a maintenance release with numerous minor fixes and improvements. Other Changes · Upgraded m…
Normally, Squirmish: The Videogame of Brawling Beasties costs 27 quarters, 2 dimes and 4 pennies (or 699 pennies!). For a limited time (Jan 27 - Feb 3), you can get it for only 6 quarters, 2 dimes and 4 pennies (or 174 pennies)! That is a savings of 21 quarters (or 525 pennies)! Honestly, we don't care much about the dang quarters... it's really those pennies we are in it for. Really, could you…
Squirmish is on sale just in time for Squirmuss! Yes, Squirmish currently costs only $2.44 (65% off)! That is less than the cost of a peppermint-gingerbread-reindeer latte! Get Squirmish now and you'll be ready for Squirmuss Day... that special day that comes once a year when St. Thick bestows so much glorious extra damage in the game, it will be plum-figgy-pudding nuts. Just check out his spec…
'Tis the season to be brawling! Fall down with a flop! A BOP BAM BOOM! It's the most volatile time of the year! Indeed, December is the season of fighting ! When all your third cousins, uncles and ankles show up at the house for whatever moldy old holiday they're into, and to sleep in your hay loft, eat your burnt croutons and share their idiot views on politics, meat and the benefits of tin-fo…
New card ST. THICK As we enter Squirmuss Season , we're celebrating with a new card featuring ST. THICK ! Sure, he's as rude as a SantaCon Santa, but he packs a punch, and in December, he'll inspire your other cards to do even more damage during their attacks. ST. THICK is our first card with a date-dependent ability, called SEASON'S BEATINGS. In December, his battle cry grants a +1 DAMAGE to y…
This is a quick patch to fix an error that we recently discovered. · Fixed an issue where game would freeze when selecting the format 2 Group Monte on the SPAR page.
New flexible and customizable PvP experience This update introduces Custom Clash , a new casual PvP experience for Squirmish: The Videogame . Online Multiplayer is not new to Squirmish , and indeed, battling against other worthy human opponents is likely the most challenging and fun way to play. However, we've found that our existing PvP offerings, Matchmaking and Fight a Friend , are not yet c…
In early September we introduced you to Punkin Haid... a free new card, and the first member of the new group the Halloweenies. "Splendid!" you said, enthused. "A new card with which to confound my adversaries, and give those bounders the what-for!" "But what is this?" you continued, aghast. "A group card... without a group? However shall I exploit this brute's group ability? What kind of mad w…
New DLC Booster Pack This update accompanies the release of our first DLC, Squirmish: Halloweenies 6-Card Booster Pack and enables six new cards when the DLC is acquired. As a Halloween treat, the Halloweenies DLC is free! Halloweenies 6-Card Booster Pack New Cards (via DLC): · SPOOKSIE · SLENDERFELLA · THE UNSMELLABLE MAN · ZOMBIE B. GOODE · NOSTRILATU · GILLBERT How to play with Halloweenies…
Happy Halloween! Halloween is not for over a month still, you say? Never mind that! I started seeing Halloween sales back in July. If you ask me, they should start in January! Can you really have too much Halloween? Why, if you waited until Halloween day to get a bag of candy corn, it wouldn't have time to get properly stale. Well, I'm excited to tell you that we have just the free treat to get…
New card PUNKIN HAID PUNKIN HAID, the first new card added to the videogame, is a member of the Halloweenies, a brand new group. For now, PUNKIN HAID is the only available member of the Halloweenies, and as such, you will have to wait for more Halloweenies to become available before you can make use of its group ability. However, with 7 starting HP, a heavy hitting special attack, and a special…
Rogues’ Gallery In the spirit of Early Access, we continue to improve and evolve the Rogue’s Gallery content into a more complete experience. Previously, it was not obvious in the game that defeating each rogue opponent not only unlocked the next opponent but also unlocked use of that rogue’s character as your in-game avatar. When used as an avatar, that character’s animations appear in the lef…
Orange Generic Guy, best known as Human One, the default player avatar in Squirmish has a mission. He's decided to see if he can battle all the way through the Squirmish Rogue's Gallery! Watch his epic quest unfold daily this week on YouTube! You may even learn some good Squirmish strategy along the way... through both good and bad examples! The first four installments are already available...…
Changes: · Changed behavior of Damagebot 2000's Auto Injury. Damagebot was sometimes redirecting damage to itself from a self-attacking enemy card. · Fixed a fadeout glitch on Game Over screen which was occurring at the conclusion of PvP matches on Steam Deck and when using a game controller. · Improved reliability of establishing Fight A Friend connections after a previous invite was declined…
A new technical advancement that will STUN THE WORLD has been added to Squirmish: The Videogame of Brawling Beasties in our latest update! We have developed... the HYPERSPAZ button! Yes, they said it couldn't be done... they said it was impossible... they said it was just a fancy name for a fast-forward button... BUT WE SHOWED THEM! Mad, they called us! MAD! Mad is not my name! Tired of Picklep…
Changes: · Added new HYPERSPAZ button. While this button is held down, the game runs at 2X speed. Use this button to fast-forward quickly through parts of the turn. · HYPERSPAZ is also engaged by holding Right Trigger on game controller or Spacebar on keyboard. · HYPERSPAZ is for SOLO play only, not PvP. · Keyboard shortcut for big paper card view moved from Spacebar to B . · Fixed a PvP bug wi…
We've been having fun making loads of emoji and stickers for our Squirmish Discord server . Emoji of all 70 classic Squirmish fighters are now available, along with a bunch of fun animated emoji and stickers of different characters in the videogame. Here are a few of my favorites: Prancy Pepperpot gives a greeting: "Helloooooooooooooooooooooo!" Oinker, the embodiment of internet outrage: "WHAT…
Changes: · Fixed and smoothed out some Tutorial behavior at time of first attack. · Improved messaging on cards with follow-up attacks, when follow-up attack has no targets. Cards affected (messaging only): · CHAUNCEY · CHEETAHLEE · FLIP & FLOP · JELLYJAM · THE GREAT GOOBA BLOOBA · PADDYPAWS · FIGBOOT · EXCITOPUP
"In the fifth month, the sun rising, on the magic sparkle boxes there shall come a ridiculous amusement. It shall contain cards of varied creatures; some reptilian, some mammalian, some vaudevillian. And many cats. And, lo, there shall be a tiny pink conqueror. Great battles shall ensue. Guts shall be busted, and teeth shall gnash in chattering guffaws. It shall be known as Squirmick: The Vibbe…
There are already less than two weeks left until Dance Like a Chicken Day on May 14th! Have you ordered your giant foam chicken feet? Have you fashioned wee cardboard beaks for the children? Did you make enough egg nog-pistachio jello for all the revelers? Doing these holidays right can take a lot of thought and preparation. So we ask you... what better way to celebrate Dance Like a Chicken Day…
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