'Tis the season to be brawling! Fall down with a flop! A BOP BAM BOOM!
It's the most volatile time of the year!
Indeed, December is the season of fighting!
When all your third cousins, uncles and ankles show up at the house for whatever moldy old holiday they're into, and to sleep in your hay loft, eat your burnt croutons and share their idiot views on politics, meat and the benefits of tin-foil hats, why not beat the nog out of them... with cards!
Introduce the whole family to YOUR holiday... Squirmuss, the holiday of card-battling! Yes, the age-old tradition of fighting with cards has always been the best way to pummel your family without ending up in prison!
There are already less than 4 weeks until Squirmuss Day (December 26th)!
Are you ready for Squirmuss? Have you burned any holiday croutons? Did you put bells on your brass knuckles? Where did you throw the missle toad? Have you memorized all your favorite Squirmuss sea shanties? Did you decorate your venus flytraps?
Most importantly, did you hang your stinkiest socks next to the toilet to ward off St. Thick?
Oh. No?
Well, I'm afraid it is too late for that one. St. Thick has already popped up the toilet with his plastic bag full of Squirmish cards, ready to rumble!
(I actually suspect the stinky socks may summon him).
St. Thick is a powerful Squirmish card, indeed... especially during the Squirmuss holiday season. His special ability is date-sensitive!
SEASON’S BEATINGS
In December you may say this card's battle cry
before any attack by any card to do +1 DAMAGE. On
December 26th (Squirmuss Day) it does +2 DAMAGE.
The new St. Thick promo card is already available for free in the Squirmish videogame! If you have the videogame, you can go use him right now! (If you don't yet have the videogame, it is on sale during the Steam Autumn Sale for $1.95 until December 4th!)
Also, if you hurry, (while supplies last) you can also get a St. Thick card for the Squirmish tabletop game! To get one, just post absolutely anything you want to post about Squirmish anywhere at all on the internet, and email a link to what you posted to info at squirmish.net (along with your postal address). Once St. Thick knows your address, he will be stinking up your mailbox toot sour!