SQUIRMISH: The Videogame of Brawling Beasties · published
Midnight! The witching hour!
And here you are, alone in these dark and spooky woods!
In a thunderstorm!
See! There's that thunder!
The rain is pouring down!
Your galoshes stick in the mud as you trudge through the darkness!
Oh, why oh why did you leave your stilts at home on this dark and fearsome night?
You're so scared, you suck your thumb like a little baby!
Your knees start knocking together to the Bo Diddley Beat!
And then... AND THEN...
Hold on! Did you see that spooky silhouette illuminated from behind by the lightning?
It's coming this way!!!
Why lookie there! It's just a brand new free Squirmish Halloween promo card featuring that lovable evil collector of feets, The Hoofless Horseman! And you were so scared! Why there was nothing to be frightened of at all! In fact, you feel silly. You feel so silly, you could just kick yourself. In fact, you think you will kick yourself!
But... but... where are your feets?
Well, at least you won't need to buy any more socks.
Be the first kid on your block to DE-FEET your enemies with your very own Hoofless Horseman card! The card is now available for free just by logging into the game!