Major update20 Oct 2025Squirmish Update 0.4.06 (Early Access) — Paving way for DLC (Biscuits vs. Gravy)New DLC Release This update to Squirmish: The Videogame is required to access features unlocked by the new DLC: Biscuit Sisters vs. Gravy Brothers 24-Card Booster Set . The new DLC adds 24 cards to the game, including two new groups, plus a new solo play experience called FOOD FIGHTS! The Biscuit Sisters Vs. The Gravy Brothers 24-Card Booster Set New Halloween-Themed Card Being October, this up…
Some minor updates to both the FULL and DEMO versions of Squirmish. Improved bot behavior re: SHAVING CREAM Bot players have always been pretty stupid with APEBEARD's SHAVING CREAM ability. That ability blocks first time attackers from attacking APEBEARD. Players with APEBEARD in their initial hand could take advantage of this weakness by playing APEBEARD as starter and never playing another ca…
A quick update to the card Kooga's ability, NINE LIVES. Whenever Kooga is knocked out, it's special ability NINE LIVES, does a die roll, and on a roll of 4-6, Kooga is fully healed rather than knocked out. Usually this works fine, but after Kooga is saved from a natural knock out, it will periodically perform the NINE LIVES roll again when it's not called for. While this generally does not brea…
A quick update with some minor changes. Changes: · Fixed a bug that was causing Rogues' Gallery opponents to play at a weaker level than intended. (This was partially fixed in the last update, but now it covers all rogue bots.) · Polished the preload of greeter characters (the ones that appear on the home page) so that the don't blink in late after the home page is revealed. This fixes were inc…
'Tis the season to be brawling! Fall down with a flop! A BOP BAM BOOM! It's the most volatile time of the year! Indeed, December is the season of fighting ! When all your third cousins, uncles and ankles show up at the house for whatever moldy old holiday they're into, and to sleep in your hay loft, eat your burnt croutons and share their idiot views on politics, meat and the benefits of tin-fo…
New card ST. THICK As we enter Squirmuss Season , we're celebrating with a new card featuring ST. THICK ! Sure, he's as rude as a SantaCon Santa, but he packs a punch, and in December, he'll inspire your other cards to do even more damage during their attacks. ST. THICK is our first card with a date-dependent ability, called SEASON'S BEATINGS. In December, his battle cry grants a +1 DAMAGE to y…
This is a quick patch to fix an error that we recently discovered. · Fixed an issue where game would freeze when selecting the format 2 Group Monte on the SPAR page.
New flexible and customizable PvP experience This update introduces Custom Clash , a new casual PvP experience for Squirmish: The Videogame . Online Multiplayer is not new to Squirmish , and indeed, battling against other worthy human opponents is likely the most challenging and fun way to play. However, we've found that our existing PvP offerings, Matchmaking and Fight a Friend , are not yet c…
New DLC Booster Pack This update accompanies the release of our first DLC, Squirmish: Halloweenies 6-Card Booster Pack and enables six new cards when the DLC is acquired. As a Halloween treat, the Halloweenies DLC is free! Halloweenies 6-Card Booster Pack New Cards (via DLC): · SPOOKSIE · SLENDERFELLA · THE UNSMELLABLE MAN · ZOMBIE B. GOODE · NOSTRILATU · GILLBERT How to play with Halloweenies…
New card PUNKIN HAID PUNKIN HAID, the first new card added to the videogame, is a member of the Halloweenies, a brand new group. For now, PUNKIN HAID is the only available member of the Halloweenies, and as such, you will have to wait for more Halloweenies to become available before you can make use of its group ability. However, with 7 starting HP, a heavy hitting special attack, and a special…
Rogues’ Gallery In the spirit of Early Access, we continue to improve and evolve the Rogue’s Gallery content into a more complete experience. Previously, it was not obvious in the game that defeating each rogue opponent not only unlocked the next opponent but also unlocked use of that rogue’s character as your in-game avatar. When used as an avatar, that character’s animations appear in the lef…
Changes: · Changed behavior of Damagebot 2000's Auto Injury. Damagebot was sometimes redirecting damage to itself from a self-attacking enemy card. · Fixed a fadeout glitch on Game Over screen which was occurring at the conclusion of PvP matches on Steam Deck and when using a game controller. · Improved reliability of establishing Fight A Friend connections after a previous invite was declined…
Changes: · Added new HYPERSPAZ button. While this button is held down, the game runs at 2X speed. Use this button to fast-forward quickly through parts of the turn. · HYPERSPAZ is also engaged by holding Right Trigger on game controller or Spacebar on keyboard. · HYPERSPAZ is for SOLO play only, not PvP. · Keyboard shortcut for big paper card view moved from Spacebar to B . · Fixed a PvP bug wi…
Changes: · Fixed and smoothed out some Tutorial behavior at time of first attack. · Improved messaging on cards with follow-up attacks, when follow-up attack has no targets. Cards affected (messaging only): · CHAUNCEY · CHEETAHLEE · FLIP & FLOP · JELLYJAM · THE GREAT GOOBA BLOOBA · PADDYPAWS · FIGBOOT · EXCITOPUP
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