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| Update 1.0.7: Get up from your deskmajor Get up (F5) Until now, SYSADMIN Hell happened on one screen. Not any more. Press F5 (or the new little person on the taskbar) and you get up from your desk onto a map of the office: the IT room, the server room, the supply cupboard, the kitchen, open-plan desks, a printer that has opinions, and a lift. The queue doesn't stop while you're away. A pager at the bottom of the screen tells you how b… | 26443269 | |
| Update 1.0.6: A faster first daymajor Your first ten minutes, rebuilt Steam's playtime numbers told us something we didn't like: too many people stopped playing in the first ten minutes. The good part of SYSADMIN Hell starts when your first automation does the work for you, and it was taking too long to get there. So 1.0.6 is about getting you there faster. · You start in the queue. A new career now opens on the ticket queue with t… | 26416389 | |
| Update 1.0.5: Your office, a boss key, and five new languagesmajor You told us holding Space was the whole game. You were right. One of our first refunds came with a note: you could hold the space bar, and that was it. We checked. Our test player could clear the whole queue without reading a single ticket, and finish on the same day as someone who read every one. That's not the game we meant to make, so 1.0.5 starts there. · Reading is faster than guessing. On… | 26394592 | |
| Update 1.0.4: Orientation, and a fire extinguisher for chaosmajor Welcome to your new job. This time, someone shows you around. Day one has a reputation. Some of you told us you had no idea what was going on, that Stapley's advice went by faster than you could read it, and that chaos "spiked out of nowhere" with no clue how to put it out. You were right. We had our scripted test player play a nervous first shift, and it hit the same wall: once the queue got a… | 26027624 | |
| Update 1.0.3: Executives have started escalating ticketsmajor Executives have started escalating tickets Thanks to everyone playing the demo and sending feedback. Update 1.0.3 is out, and it changes the game from day 2 onwards. Escalated tickets Once the company starts growing, some tickets arrive \ by an executive. Your automation isn't allowed anywhere near them: no auto-responders, no chatbots, no scripts. Only you. · They pay 2.5x and earn you extra r… | 26027624 | |
| Update 1.0.2: Day 1 no longer leaves you waiting Thanks for playing the demo! The first players' numbers told us something clear: day 1 was too slow. Tickets trickled in, the queue sat empty, and you spent your first shift waiting for work. That's not the SYSADMIN experience. You're supposed to be behind from the start. What's changed · You start with a full queue. The welcome email said the queue was already full. Now it actually is. · Day 1… | 26027624 |
| Date | Day | Time | Patch title | Build ID | Branch | Depots | Download Δ |
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| 4 Nov 2026 | Wed | 22:15 | No patch notes · unannounced build | 26443580 | public | 1 | — |
| 4 Nov 2026 | Wed | 21:59 | Update 1.0.7: Get up from your desk | 26443269 | public | — | — |
| 3 Nov 2026 | Tue | 21:17 | Update 1.0.6: A faster first day | 26416389 | public | 1 | — |
| 3 Nov 2026 | Tue | 01:23 | Update 1.0.5: Your office, a boss key, and five new languages | 26394592 | public | 1 | — |
| 18 Oct 2026 | Sun | 15:14 | Update 1.0.4: Orientation, and a fire extinguisher for chaos | 26027624 | public | 1 | — |
| 18 Oct 2026 | Sun | 15:14 | Update 1.0.3: Executives have started escalating tickets | 26027624 | public | 1 | — |
| 18 Oct 2026 | Sun | 15:14 | Update 1.0.2: Day 1 no longer leaves you waiting | 26027624 | public | 1 | — |