Game update20 Aug 2026Fixed launch crashSome players were experiencing a crash on launch. The game was trying to load font assets and took too long, causing other processes in the game to stall indefinitely. This patch fixes this issue, although now it will take a couple seconds for the buttons in the main menu to show up. We're working on fixing that now. Thanks for your patience!
Bug fixes: · Fixed bug where expansion didn't change the text for cash and pill salesman · Fixed bug where contacts didn't affect nest egg · Fixed visual bug where extra words were highlighted · Fixed bug where intern upgraded price to 14 instead of 15 · Fixed bug where leaving during the win sequence would corrupt the save · Fixed bug where optics didn't include diagonals with expansion Perks:…
QoL changes: · Added speed controls , accessible in the settings. · Made tooltips nicer, with footnotes to explain some keywords Art Changes: · Beautiful new board art · Mini Magpie · Hot new look for the perks . We know that many folks will probably miss the old rorschach designs. We'll miss them too! However, they were always intended to be placeholder. The main reason we changed them to the…
Visuals: · Mr Magpie has been imbued with a spirit, and has found himself a nicer mustache · Clearer and juicier animations for cards activating Rules Changes: · Can now remove cards from deck! Just click on the deck and you can pay to shred cards. Deck is also now capped at 24. Perk Changes: · Added Capacity - Uncommon Perk - At the start of a round, gain +1 mult. Then PERMANENTLY increase thi…
Promoted Square to Rare · Demoted Blink to Uncommon · Changed Hard Copy to activate after Automating 10 times (instead of when you flip all $) · Added back Intern and Consultant, they now transform after 3 rounds.
Time Overhaul · Instead of a clock, there is now a string of light leading to a bomb. When it reaches the bomb, you will probably blow up. (there is a tiny chance that you will get to live an extra turn instead!) · Redesigned or removed perks related to time · Rearranged the board to fit the new UI Walkabout · You can press "s" while in the game to get up from the table and walk around the room…
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