Time Overhaul, Walkabout, New Perks, QoL

Time Overhaul

• Instead of a clock, there is now a string of light leading to a bomb. When it reaches the bomb, you will probably blow up. (there is a tiny chance that you will get to live an extra turn instead!)

• Redesigned or removed perks related to time

• Rearranged the board to fit the new UI

Walkabout

• You can press "s" while in the game to get up from the table and walk around the room

• Room has been redesigned

• Nothing gameplay related yet, but you can see "coming soon" signs for features we plan to add in the future

• Added back the "comfort wet floor sign" for a certain fish based streamer who requested it

• Environmental storytelling

Perks

• Added Rare Perk - Simplicity - After the deal, +2 mult for each empty perk slot 

• Added Uncommon Perk - OSHA - At the end of the round, gain $$$ for each unbloodied JERRY.

• Added Common Perk - Auto cash - When you Automate (flip a card without clicking on it) gain $.

• Added Uncommon Perk - Automation - When you Automate (flip a card without clicking on it) reactivate it.

• Added Rare Perk - Auto pills - When you Automate (flip a card without clicking on it) gain +1 mult.

• Added Rare Perk - Auto feedback - When you Automate (flip a card without clicking on it) upgrade it.

• Added Uncommon Perk - Square - At the end of the round, gain $ equal to your mult.

• Added Uncommon Perk - Optics - When an eye opens, gain +1 mult for each empty adjacent space 

• Added Uncommon Perk - Bandaid - When you flip a JERRY, give the (face up) card below it a random sticker.

• Added Common Perk - Hidden Info - When you flip a hint in a corner, give it a start sticker

• Changed loans to operate on % interest

• Nerfed SMART Goals to gain 8 instead of 10 $

• Promoted Buying Pills to Rare

QoL

• You can now right click cards to mark them as suspected JERRYs

• Nicer settings menu that doesn't blind you

Misc

• Added analytics so we can make better balancing changes in the future, you'll see a popup about this when you load the game

• Sometimes the puppet might talk to you

Full Perk List

(for the curious)

• ATM - Common Perk - $5: When a round begins, flip a $ card

• Info Desk - Common Perk - $5: When a round begins, flip a Hint

• SMART Goals - Common Perk - $5: When you flip up all non-JERRYs, gain $$$$$ $$$

• Darts - Common Perk - $5: When an eye opens, reactivate a random non-eye card

• Hidden Cash - Common Perk - $5: When you flip a $ in a corner, upgrade it

• High Value - Common Perk - $5: When you flip a multiplier, all perks gain $1 sell value

• Knight of Cash - Common Perk - $5: When you flip a lonely $, reactivate it.

• Looking For Info - Common Perk - $5: When the eye opens, flip a random hint

• Looking For Cash - Common Perk - $5: When the eye opens, flip a random $ card

• Sticky Pills - Common Perk - $5: When you flip a multiplier card, flip up adjacent face-down multiplier cards.

• Page of Cash - Common Perk - $5: After flipping all dealt $ cards, gain $$$$

• Horizontal Integration - Common Perk - $5: When you complete a row, flip ALL mult cards

• Page of Pills - Common Perk - $5: After flipping all dealt multiplier cards, gain +2 multiplier

• Nest Egg - Common Perk - $5: When you flip a $ card, this perk gains $2 sell value

• Crying Cash - Common Perk - $5: When an eye opens, gain $

• Self Directed - Common Perk - $5: When you flip a JERRY, flip a random $ card

• Group Synergy - Common Perk - $5: When you flip up the last card in a grouping of 3+, upgrade the whole group

• Punch Down - Common Perk - $5: When you flip a JERRY, flip the (non-JERRY) card below it

• Salad - Common Perk - $5: When you sell this perk, flip one mult, one $ and one hint

• Fortune Cookie - Common Perk - $5: When you sell this perk, flip all hints

• Churn - Common Perk - $5: When a round begins, double the sell value of the rightmost perk and sell it

• Auto Cash - Common Perk - $5: When you Automate (flip a card without clicking on it) gain $

• Auto Cash - Common Perk - $5: When you Automate (flip a card without clicking on it) gain $

• Hidden Info - Common Perk - $5: When you flip a hint in a corner, give it a start sticker

• 360 Feedback - Uncommon Perk - $30: When an eye opens, upgrade adjacent cards

• Corner Office - Uncommon Perk - $30: When an eye opens, reactivate (non-eye) cards in corners

• Pill Dispenser - Uncommon Perk - $30: When a round begins, flip a multiplier card

• Burnout - Uncommon Perk - $30: When you flip a JERRY, gain +1 multiplier

• Conveyor Belt - Uncommon Perk - $30: When you complete a row, reactivate that row

• Hidden Pills - Uncommon Perk - $30: When you flip a multiplier in a corner, upgrade it

• Group Think - Uncommon Perk - $30: When an eye opens, reactivate the largest grouping

• Stocks - Uncommon Perk - $30: When you complete a row, your perks gain $10 sell value

• Bonds - Uncommon Perk - $30: When you complete a column, your perks gain $3 sell value

• Hindsight - Uncommon Perk - $30: When you flip a hint, reactivate adjacent $ cards

• Loan - Uncommon Perk - $-30: 20% interest each round. (currently <interest>)

• Knight of Pills - Uncommon Perk - $30: When you flip a lonely multiplier, reactivate it.

• Looking For Pills - Uncommon Perk - $30: When the eye opens, flip a random mult

• Sticky Cash - Uncommon Perk - $30: When you flip a $ card, flip up adjacent face-down $ cards.

• Attrition - Uncommon Perk - $30: When you flip a JERRY, reactivate adjacent cards

• Melon Party - Uncommon Perk - $30: After flipping up all non-JERRY cards, heal 1

• Queen of Cash - Uncommon Perk - $30: After flipping all $ cards, reactivate them

• Vertical Integration - Uncommon Perk - $30: When you complete a column, flip a random $ card

• Queen of Pills - Uncommon Perk - $30: After flipping all multiplier cards, reactivate them

•  - Uncommon Perk - $0: 

• Stacked Cash - Uncommon Perk - $30: When you complete a column, gain $

• Printer - Uncommon Perk - $30: When an eye opens, gain $$ for each hint

• Sale - Uncommon Perk - $30: When you purchase this, other perks in the shop go on sale

• Always Be Closing - Uncommon Perk - $30: When you purchase a perk, this gains $10 sell value.

• Early Bird - Uncommon Perk - $30: When a round begins, gain +1 multiplier for each face up card

• Side Eye - Uncommon Perk - $30: When an eye opens, reactivate cards to its right

• Sales Pitch - Uncommon Perk - $30: When you purchase this, your perks gain $10 sell value

• Incubator - Uncommon Perk - $30: When you purchase this, perks in the shop upgrade to next rarity

• Whisper Network - Uncommon Perk - $30: When a round begins, flip a card that is adjacent to exactly 1 JERRY

• Fax Machine - Uncommon Perk - $30: When you purchase this, duplicate a random perk

• Pill Bottle - Uncommon Perk - $30: When you sell this perk, flip all multiplier cards

• The letter <letter_goes_here> - Uncommon Perk - $30: At the beginning of the round, gain multiplier for each perk that starts with the letter <letter_goes_here>. (currently <the_letter>)

• Brevity - Uncommon Perk - $30: At the start of a round, gain +1 mult for each perk with 6 or less letters in its name. (currently <brevity>)

• Wealth - Uncommon Perk - $30: When a round begins, gain mult equal to your total perk value divided by 50. (Currently <wealth>)

• Lefthanded - Uncommon Perk - $30: When you flip a $ card on the left half of the board, reactivate it

• Stapler - Uncommon Perk - $30: When you sell this perk, attach the rightmost perk in the shop to the leftmost perk in the shop

• Dosage Up - Uncommon Perk - $30: When you sell another perk worth $15+, upgrade all faceup mult

• Early Worm - Uncommon Perk - $30: When a round begins, upgrade all face-up cards

• Stock Up - Uncommon Perk - $30: When you sell another perk worth $15+, upgrade all faceup money

• Vertical Feedback - Uncommon Perk - $30: When you complete a column, upgrade $ cards in it

• Death - Uncommon Perk - $30: When the eye opens, gain mult for each bloodied JERRY

• Righthanded - Uncommon Perk - $30: When you flip a mult on the right half of the board, reactivate it

• OSHA - Uncommon Perk - $30: At the end of the round, gain $$$ for each unbloodied JERRY.

• Automation - Uncommon Perk - $30: When you Automate (flip a card without clicking on it) reactivate it.

• Square - Uncommon Perk - $30: At the end of the round, gain $ equal to your multlplier

• Optics - Uncommon Perk - $30: When an eye opens, gain +1 mult for each empty adjacent space

• Bandaid - Uncommon Perk - $30: When you flip a JERRY, give the (face up) card below it a random sticker.

• Blink - Rare Perk - $99: When you flip an eye, reactivate it

• Mega Loan - Rare Perk - $-99: 20% interest each round. (currently <interest>)

• Operations - Rare Perk - $99: When you flip any card, gain $

• Elevator - Rare Perk - $99: When you complete a column, reactivate It

• Buying Pills - Rare Perk - $99: When you Make Change(pass a multiple of $10), flip a random mult card

• Penthouse Office - Rare Perk - $99: When an eye opens reactivate (non-eye) cards in the top row

• Wholesale Pills - Rare Perk - $99: When you Make Bank (Pass a multiplie of $100), gain +5 multiplier

• Golden Turd - Rare Perk - $500: You earned it

• Make it Rain - Rare Perk - $99: When you Make Bank (Pass a multiple of $100), upgrade all face up $

• King of Cash - Rare Perk - $99: When you flip a $ card, reactivate all other $

• King of Pills - Rare Perk - $99: When you flip a mult card, reactivate all other mult cards

• PIty - Rare Perk - $99: When a round begins, gain mult for each common perk. (currently <pity>)

• Hard Copy - Rare Perk - $99: When you flip up all $ cards, create a duplicate with double sell value (if there's space)

• Circle Back - Rare Perk - $99: When you sell another perk for the first time in a round, make a copy of it.

• 401K - Rare Perk - $99: When you flip all mult, double the sell value of ALL your perks.

• Email - Rare Perk - $99: When a round begins, gain +5 mult for each attached perk. (currently <email>))

• Loop In - Rare Perk - $99: At the start of a round, gain +1 mult for each reroll in the last shop. (currently <rerolls>)

• Vertical Distribution - Rare Perk - $99: When you complete a column, upgrade Mult cards in it

• Simplicity - Rare Perk - $99: At the start of a round, gain +2 mult for each empty perk slot. (currently <simplicity>)

• Auto Feedback - Rare Perk - $99: When you Automate (flip a card without clicking on it) upgrade it