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5 Mar 2026
News3,600 Runs. 100,000 Ejections. Things Just Got Competitive.———Community
Community · published 5 Mar 2026, 14:37:01 UTC
3,600 Runs. 100,000 Ejections. Things Just Got Competitive.
Welcome to this week’s reset! Conductor’s log update: 🚂 3,600+ total scores submitted 👥 Almost 400 unique players 👶 100,000+ babies thrown out 📈 1,100+ runs in the last 7 days The train keeps picking up passengers. And things just got… competitive. For a long time our top player looked unstoppable. But this week, a rival appeared . We now have two players putting up scores we honestly never…
News2,500 Scores. 65,000 Ejections. Still Unhinged.———Community
Community · published 26 Feb 2026, 07:25:34 UTC
2,500 Scores. 65,000 Ejections. Still Unhinged.
Welcome to this weeks reset! Conductor’s log update: · 🚂 2,500+ total scores submitted · 👥 270+ unique players · 👶 65,000+ babies thrown out · ⚡ 140+ scores in the last 24 hours · 📈 1,350+ scores in the last 7 days We genuinely thought things might calm down. They did not. The past week alone has been absolute chaos. Over a thousand runs in seven days. The leaderboards are shifting daily. E…
NewsLeaderboard ranking bug fix and stability improvements———Game update
Game update · published 23 Feb 2026, 13:55:05 UTC
Leaderboard ranking bug fix and stability improvements
A bug in the leaderboard has been resolved. For some users, the ranking was calculated incorrectly, causing them to appear at position 0 on the leaderboard. We also believe this issue may have been related to the freeze some users experienced on the run end screen. Thank you for all your feedback — it helps us tremendously in identifying and fixing bugs quickly.
Conductor’s log update: · 🚂 1,100 total runs completed · 👶 30,000+ babies ejected into the great unknown · 🎮 170 unique players causing absolute train-based mayhem We honestly didn’t expect things to escalate this quickly. What started as a ridiculous idea has turned into full-blown competitive chaos. Every run gets faster. Every throw gets wilder. Every leaderboard shift hurts just a little…
In-game event · published 13 Feb 2026, 22:01:30 UTC
👽 Unexpected Passengers & Train Improvements
The train has received a small but important update. 👶 New… Variant A rare new passenger type can now appear. You’ll know it when you see it. 📢 Message of the Day The train now broadcasts a Message of the Day featuring rotating messages and fun stats. Purely cosmetic. Mildly official. 🛠 Bug Fix – Containment Secured A certain physics-related exploit allowed passengers to escape the wagon in…
NewsFirst Update – Weekly Leaderboard Is Here!———21891505
In-game event · published 11 Feb 2026, 22:38:36 UTC
First Update – Weekly Leaderboard Is Here!
🚂 Our First Update Is Live! We’re excited to release our very first update — and it introduces a new competitive rhythm to the game. 🔄 Weekly Leaderboard Reset From now on, the Weekly Score resets every Thursday . · ✅ Your All Time Score is permanent · 🔁 Your Weekly Score resets every Thursday at 00:00 UTC · 🏆 A brand-new competition begins each week Every Thursday, everyone starts from zer…