Welcome to this week’s reset!
Conductor’s log update:
🚂 3,600+ total scores submitted
👥 Almost 400 unique players
👶 100,000+ babies thrown out
📈 1,100+ runs in the last 7 days
The train keeps picking up passengers.
And things just got… competitive.
For a long time our top player looked unstoppable.
But this week, a rival appeared.
We now have two players putting up scores we honestly never imagined possible.
The leaderboard isn’t just moving anymore — it’s fighting back.
Every new run feels like a challenge.
Every throw feels more chaotic than the last.
100,000 ejections.
That’s not a milestone.
That’s a statement.
Quick station announcements:
🛠 We hear your feedback.
We’re still actively hunting the end-screen bug some of you reported.
⏭ Next update: the intro will be skippable, so you can get back to throwing babies faster.
If you’ve submitted a run — thank you.
If you’re climbing the leaderboard — we’re watching.
If you’re waiting on the platform — the train is still boarding.
See you on the rails. 🚂