Conductor’s log update:
🚂 1,100 total runs completed
👶 30,000+ babies ejected into the great unknown
🎮 170 unique players causing absolute train-based mayhem
We honestly didn’t expect things to escalate this quickly.
What started as a ridiculous idea has turned into full-blown competitive chaos. Every run gets faster. Every throw gets wilder. Every leaderboard shift hurts just a little more.
If you’ve contributed even a single ejection — thank you.
If you haven’t… the train is still moving.
See you on the rails.
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