What is up, people? Besides the sky, the changelogs for our game keep going up up up ⛅🌞, it is almost unbelievable! I am Cacaul, your host for today, and I invite you to my telling of the tale: ‘you need to see a doctor, that’s not normal’ as my editor called it. But first things second, I got you all a treat this week: another Q&A special! This time much shorter, and with a much more deranged…
Good morning beautiful babes, how have you been doing? I’m your favorite creature with opposable thumbs, Cacaul, and just what have you been doing anyway? Me, I’m feeling conflicted: is it called a PC because it’s a personal computer or is it a personal computer because it’s called a PC? Nevertheless the gnomes closed the grid entrance so we should make haste and talk about today’s topic: how m…
Hiiii shark-girls 🦈, how’s it going? Me, I’m not going anywhere. In fact, today we’re bringing someone over here (despite his insistence that I should ‘do my work’ and ‘stop writing and fix those wall clips’): the El Jefe himself: Olivato! I think this is the only time I’ve seen him get this title by the way. o(*￣▽￣*)ブ Question-asker Cacaul: Omg, hiiii, how have you been? Happy to be here? Bos…
What’s up lava boys🔥? I am ‘hard-at-work’ procrastinator-san (Cacaul as always because I changed the passwords and the stewards haven’t figured out the 1 to 8 sequence) and today we’re going to go over the basics of enjoying an afternoon inside the outside of your home. First, like I’m always saying, let me talk about my week: it feels like no time at all has passed! It may be because they sto…
Hey girls, massive legend, new hire here! I’m Cacaul and you’re Ethan (at least one of you might be), and today we’re going to discuss the effects of rifle shuffling a deck of cards. Well, I’m going to write about it, you’re going to read it and weep (it’s sad 😿). First we need to establish how my week has been: not that peachy 🍑pink, I can’t lie. My boo-boo bears, I am sad to say that out of…
Hey guys, new hire here! You can’t call me, I don’t have phone signal in my home😉 But my name is Cacaul 🌺, it’s short for Caustic Accidents Caused At Unusual Locale . Anyways, Bossman realized I have no actual skills but he can’t fire me yet so I’ve been given access to the posting tools. How have you guys been? I’ve been drinking more monster energy than I should, I definitely saw a dead slu…
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