Hey guys, new hire here! You can’t call me, I don’t have phone signal in my home😉 But my name is Cacaul 🌺, it’s short for Caustic Accidents Caused At Unusual Locale. Anyways, Bossman realized I have no actual skills but he can’t fire me yet so I’ve been given access to the posting tools.
How have you guys been? I’ve been drinking more monster energy than I should, I definitely saw a dead slug the other day and the sun has just come out as I’m writing this so my day is ruined (team rainy days LET’S GOOOO ☔⛈🚬💯).
(1)Game screenshot to give you an idea of where I saw the slug. (2) Not the slug but a different dead thing(?) for reference.
Before I go on, I am legally obligated to write at least one paragraph about the game so I guess I’m going to tell you that we’re changing the name? “Rebranding” as the chief called it. I thought that was a cow thing. What 's the change? Oh, it is from “Pl4no-b” (very 2009?🤷♀️) to “PlanB4”! A true, complete 180°, and you could even call it plamba! Almost like a samba 💃🕺
Don’t get excited, we're not going to talk about that girl just yet. You also can’t play as her. Do you want that? 🤔
In other news, let’s talk about decoration. I’ve been hanging up signs and posters on my walls, but some fucking mystical gnome is coming about when I’m not looking and tearing up the bottom tapes, so all my work is half undone. Now you may be thinking, “what the hell are you talking about?” and yes, it is ludicrous💯 that papers on the wall start hitting my head just because they’re half-taped in (even when there’s no wind current?🍃) Maybe there’s smaller gnomes doing part-time work to annoy me; either way I’m going to leave the windows closed at night because it is dastardly cold in here.
In this screenshot of the game you can see an example of what a poster and a sign are. It’s the things with the cat and the coffee mug.
Now, if you’ve been a fan since we had the leet-esque name, first I am sorry that you still lack opposable thumbs and arms and, well, human appendages in general. But second, you may be wondering where the team has been in this one year gap from news and updates. Well, life events forced our beautiful devs to travel around the world🌎 and deal with a plethora of problems in their personal lives (unmotivated lazy bums😒). But now they have me (living cash-sinkhole💸), so we’re back at it like never before!
I guess this is all for this week, 🙉 I intended to complain about my job but the “mr. lord developer” guy wanted me to also fix up some level design corners and details, so I’m gonna leave you guys hanging til next week. He did ask me to mention I’ll be talking about skins, our own original soundtrack (ost 🎶), maps and the game hub! Oh and more importantly, I’ll keep you posted on the gnomes and weather report, don’t worry
What I imagine the damned gnome looks like. This is just another game screenshot, of course, be not afraid.💌
Join our discord if you’re into that! Here’s the link: 👉
Won’t be seeing ya because I don’t know where my keys are and I can’t leave this place for now!🛁 Bye!! 😜