What’s down my comrades? I am! Like always, as it has become improbable that I’ll ever leave this painting-esque place, I am your host Cacaul, and today we’re going to talk about my week. This has, after all, become my personal blog and my outlet for every fear residing in my bones. 🖤
But first, an AD!!! Read on:
‘Have you ever wanted to play a game online with your friends, but then you go online and there’s no games that you can play with your friends and you get sad and die and it’s all horrible for you and your friends? ☹ WELL FEAR THAT NO MORE! I’ve got here the solution to your worries (and your friends' 🥰): the brand new Plan B4! Play alone 🥇, with your friend 👬, with your friend’s friend 👨👩👦, you get the idea! Coming soon, I think!’
In the gardens! Where the weeds are now growing free! In the gardens! Let’s kill bots, it’s just you and me! 🎶🔴🗣
Do you think that’ll meet my game quota? Anyfuck, I’ve been down in the dumps, trudging the slums, and trying to find the solution to Landau’s problems. At the same time, I’ve been building a trick room team to lose in ranked double battles online (figure this one out) and lost my inherent interest in cards a bit. The gnomes and the bear decided to share the southern half of my room now, since it’s so cold and it’s the only place without bullet holes in the ceiling.
Even in defeat you may get lucky and receive a rarer, rainbow quote. So keep your head up! Your cat-headphones are falling. 🎮
I think that’s all the updates I had in mind, 🧠 but since it doesn’t reach my words quota, I’ll talk more about the game? We got voice chat built in (Whaaaaat? 🗣), chess mini game, at least fifteen finished levels, with varying levels of difficulty, and the whole time we’ve been playing quite literally across the world: the team got members on 日本 , EuropA and Brazil!🌎🌍🌏 If we managed to get that going, you’ll for sure be able to ring up your friends from the other side of this dog forsaken earth.
For some more dissertation about it, the game also features about twenty original tracks, a hub for meeting up before each quest and it will also come up with (what now is a side mode) a deathmatch mode, which was its original personality. So there you go, you can co-op, compete, play by yourself or even just buy and have it on your account (we’ve all been there. I’ve been there this morning, in fact ☕).
Some idiot scav burned the pavement I was trying to screenshot.
Now we’re definitely good to go! With no bits left to resolve in this final paragraph, I end my post. Hey yeah? Bill? Can I get uuuuhh… A cup of chicken with a 500ml burger? FRICK. Shut up. Let me try again. I’ll have a burger milliliter with a chicken cup. DAAAAAANG. Okay, one last time. I’ll have 10 macnorgets and three fries. Oh this is burger king. Oof, my bad.
Oh I turned on ‘speech to text’, that’s not good, hold on - Bill? No wait I’m not talking to you wait a sec. No I’m not gonna- Sorry I d- LISTEN. Okay sorry. Yeah, sorry I shouted. I’ll get my numbers right next time. Thank you. Bye. Alright, now to turn this
At least I had to come back after that accident, I forgot our discord link, here: