Hello, hello, hello to absolutely everyone. It’s no secret that we’re standing on the brink of a very big and momentous occasion for our very small and largely unmomentous studio: Breathedge 2 is launching into Early Access! It took us several long and fairly brutal, uh… however many years it’s been, but somehow, together with you, we’ve finally managed to crawl all the way to release. Hooray!…
Greetings to everyone who, like us, is waiting for Breathedge 2! Today’s update is so short that even our compulsive need to write too much is feeling embarrassed. We’d like to announce that we’ve finally settled on the exact date for Breathedge 2 to enter Steam Early Access . It will happen on August 31, 2026 . Oh yes! We wanted to launch a little earlier, but “a little earlier” simply refused…
Greetings to everyone who gives even the tiniest bit of a damn about our little bearded brainchild. If you read the headline, you’ve probably already guessed that we’re announcing the launch of Early Access this August! And if you didn’t read it - we’re announcing the launch of Early Access this August! Hooray! To celebrate this announcement, we even cobbled together a small trailer, which we s…
So… what are we even supposed to write here? Hey, ChatGPT, write a nice and polite announcement about our game so nobody realizes it was written by a chicken with a severe case of chaotic, slightly sadistic graphomania. Make it sound like a proper AAA studio post. Let’s go: Hello, friends! We couldn’t help but notice that the first quarter has already passed, and that long-awaited GTA is still…
Greetings, friends! We won’t waste your time with a long intro. Well… actually we will — but in the full news post, and that one is huge. And yes, it’s all about Canyons. We’re finally ready to share the complete trailer of the game. Oh yes: Whoa! Yeah, we’re not entirely sure what we filmed with our trusty soap-bar cameras either, but who cares — it explodes and flashes, so it counts. And what…
Greetings to everyone who still cares about the most realistic space simulator in human history! And, of course, to everyone who still cares about Breathedge — nice to see you too. We honestly thought we wrote the last news update just yesterday… then we looked at the calendar. Why didn’t you yell at us sooner? This is all your fault! Phew. Now that we’ve successfully shifted the blame — let’s…
Greetings to everyone who is, and even those who... aren’t. We sincerely greet you too. Today, we’d like to share the results of the Breathedge 2 demo — along with a few thoughts, both on-topic and completely uninvited. And yes, in case you missed it (which you very well might have — who knows, maybe that was the plan all along), Breathedge 2 had its very own playable demo during the recent Ste…
Greetings, comrades! We've been working, working… and finally, not working. What did we fail to finish? That’s right—the demo. Why didn’t we finish the demo? Who cares! The important thing is that we can share this magnificent unfinished masterpiece with you in just about a week! But for now, enjoy this trailer. Wow-wow, hold on—what a majestic mosquito just flew past the author of these words.…
Greetings, comrades! We've just peeled our blue, swollen, and saggy eyes off the monitors and glanced at the calendar – and guess what? It's July. Naturally, we also had to pry our blue, swollen, saggy wings off the keyboards to thoughtfully scratch our heads. Turns out, paper calendars don’t flip themselves. Probably broken or something… Where are we going with this? Exactly – don’t forget to…
Greetings, comrades! And greetings to the comrades of comrades! And to the comrades of the comrades of comrades! And even… Ah, you get the idea. So, uh, just wanted to say we’re alive, mostly well, our feathers are shiny, and all that good stuff. Thanks for tuning in, have a great day! Oh, you caught us — as if we’d miss a chance to ramble on about the autumn plumage of migratory screwquacks...…
Greetings to everyone who doesn't mind greetings! We say goodbye to those who mind, perhaps, or whatever they'd like instead of a greeting. We did a bit of research and found out that a lot of people read more than just headlines in our updates. This puts us in an awkward position where we have to not only rub the keyboard with a dirty rag, imitating news texts as we usually do, but also memori…
Welcome, folks! We've decided to dive into new depths of degradation, so this news will be written by a neural network. Let's go! I be writing text, robot no. Human speak – not distinguish this text from any writer. Confirm? We be good, our game be good. Thank you, so, any questions? Yes. Hm... It seems that in some places it turned out even better than our scriptwriter's work. It's just a pity…
Greetings, gentlemen. Greetings, ladies. Greetings, Apache attack helicopters. Greetings… oh, well, enough of that. While we were doing God knows what, someone else was actually doing something. What exactly are we talking about? Of course about the super duper trendy new gadget of the day - the virtual reality headset. Someone must have already guessed it, but if not, we'd like to officially a…
Greetings, dear citizens. With this introduction we would like to mark a new milestone in the development of the world and our team. And if the world goes into a new year, our team goes into a new 'nothing has changed'. But let's take it one step at a time. First, about the world. Due to the fact that we have no idea when you will read, or when we will post this update - before, during, or afte…
Greetings, friends! In the previous update, we reported that we were lying there doing nothing. So, we keep doing it, but our copywriter, unexpectedly, decided to roll over to the other side and hit the keyboard with his paw. That's how this whole text came about. Probably... Well, anyway. Last time we pretended to answer some of the most common questions. Today we'd like to do the same, but wi…
Greetings, friends! While we lie flat on our backs, pretending to work, we'd like to clarify some points that we are asked about the most. Of course, a reasonable question arises: how do you intend to clarify anything if you're lying there and doing nothing? The answer is... we've sorted that out. And now, onto the topic. Since the announcement, an indefinite amount of time has passed, impossib…
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