In-game event5 Dec 202575 000 UNITS SOLD + BIG 1.2 UPDATE (1 week after 1.0 Release)Hey everyone! A MASSIVE THANK YOU to everyone who has bought and played Noobs Are Coming ! The game has blown up since the 1.0 launch, and it’s all thanks to your support! ❤️ We’ve just hit 75,000 copies sold, 1 week after 1.0 release. Absolutely wild for a game made by a tiny solodev, I’m beyond grateful. It’s Christmas time! Here comes the first major post-1.0 update . After a few minor patch…
Hey everyone, First off, a MASSIVE THANK YOU to everyone who bought and played Noobs Are Coming. Noobs Are Coming has gone viral since 1.0 launch yesterday, and it’s all thanks to your support!! We just hit 40,000 copies sold , as a tiny solo dev, I never would’ve imagined something like this in my wildest dreams. ✨ EDIT: HERE IS A FIRST MINOR POST-1.0 UPDATE: 1.0.3 🚀 · This one is for you Adm…
NOOBS ARE COMING 1.0 IS OUT NOW ✨ With a massive 40% Discount for 1.0 Release ✨ 1.0: HUGE CONTENT UPDATE · 6 NEW PLAYABLE CHARACTERS: there are now 43 Playable Characters in the Game ! · 8 NEW ITEMS: there are now 150 Items in the Game · 4 NEW ATTACKS : there are now 75 Attacks in the Game · 16 NEW ACHIEVEMENTS: there are now 133 Unlockables in the Game · NEW PLAYABLE CHARACTER: Bunzilla (The B…
I'm super excited to announce that: ✨THE 1.0 OF NOOBS ARE COMING RELEASE ON NOVEMBER 27th · 📅 NOVEMBER 27th (in less than a week!) · IT WILL BE THE BIGGEST CONTENT UPDATE EVER ✨ THE CONTENT INCLUDED AS OF NOW (Early Access version 15.X) · Noobs Are Coming already offers an enormous variety of playstyles and a wealth of meaningful content · 37 Playable Characters with Unique Effects · Character…
Update 15.0 : 2 New Playable Character + 4 New Achievements + New Item + New Attack + Enhancements Welcome to all the new players who recently joined the community! Here is a new update that bring new content, tweaks and enhancements There are now 37 Playable Characters in the Game! · NEW PLAYABLE CHARACTER: Dwarfin: · You can only equip Size affected attacks · -70% Size · +50% XP Gain for ever…
Update 14.0 : HUGE Update + 10 Items + 10 Achievements + New Enemy + QOL + Balancing (September 23 2025) Here are the main goals of this HUGE 14.0 update: · Make every stat meaningful : complete rework of Range, Cooldown, and Knockback stats. · Make every item impactful : many items now have unique effects, and stat-boosting items give much bigger increments. White-tier items also offer more in…
Update 13.0 : Skip Cutscenes + Attack Reworks + Balancing + Enhancements (September 18 2025) For the third day in a row, here’s another major update. This one is packed with tons of balancing changes inspired by feedback from awesome players on the Game Discord! Almost every attack has been reworked, and many items have been adjusted. One of the main goals of this update is to ensure that every…
Update 12.0 : NEW BOSSFIGHT + VARIOUS ENHANCEMENTS (September 17 2025) After the big update from yesterday, here is already another update, with a new Bossfight (Paloof Heroic Noob) and many enhancements Changelog of the big 11.0 update published yesterday (in case you missed it): Changelog of today's 12.0 Update: · New Heroic Enemy: Paloof (Bossfight at wave 15/20/25) · Armored Horned Warrior…
Here is a pretty big update packed with new content and many improvements, it also adds depth to existing content! Update 11.0 - NEW CHARA, NEW CONTENT and ENHANCEMENT (16th September 2025) NEW CONTENT: · NEW CHARACTER: Gundead (35th playable character available in the game!) · NEW ATTACK: Lazerdin (shoots ray laser that bounce of wall once) · NEW ITEM: Ricochets (red item, +1 ricochet for your…
Here is a pretty big update packed with new content and many improvements! Update 10.0 - NEW CONTENT + MANY ENHANCHEMENTS (10 September 2025) +1 Playable Character Boss, +1 Attacks, +3 Items, +2 Achievements + many Enhancements NEW CONTENT: · NEW CHARACTER: Magnebro (34th playable character available in the game) · NEW ATTACK: Bar-Bar: Creates a projectile bar attached to you that deals contact…
Here is a pretty big update packed with many new content and improvements! I'm super happy to announce there are now more than 27 000 players of Noobs Are Coming on Steam Update 9.0 - TONS OF NEW CONTENT (03 September 2025) +1 Chara, +3 Attacks, +6 Items, +10 Achievements + many Enhancements NEW CONTENT: · NEW CHARACTER: Behemoth: can only find and equip Unique and Upgradable Attacks · NEW ATTA…
Update 8.0 - 5 New Items + 3 New Achievements + Enhancements (25 August 2025) The game community is growing super fast, with tons of new players joining every day! This is absolutely amazing. Huge thanks to Real Civil Engineer, Dex, Gona89, Hii Channel, Zueljin and many more creators for their amazing videos over the past few days! NEW CONTENT: · NEW ITEM: Attack Guarantee (blue): you always fi…
Early Access - Update 7.0 - New Attack + Enhancements (1 August 2025) · New Attack: Spike Wall Skil: At the start of the wave, you can trace a line of Spikes in your Dungeon Room by moving, based on your Duration stat (Upgradable, Skill, Trap, Spike tags, scales with Dexterity Damage, this attack is unlocked by default) · New Button in Settings: Restore Progress: it automatically gives you all…
This is a pretty big update packed with many improvements Update 6.0 - Lots of Enhancements + New Options + New Content (31 July 2025) NEW CONTENT: · NEW ATTACK: Goldenator: a long range, piercing sniper that can spawn golden souls on hit (this way Dexterity build can now also have an economy attack) · New Achievement: Win a run with Polyfocus on Difficulty 5: unlocks Goldenator (note: new achi…
This is a BIG update packed with improvements, including two of the most requested features: Mid-run Autosave & Resume, and a rework of the Shop RNG for Attacks! Since the game launched just a few days ago, these have been among the top requests—right after Visibility Options, which were added in Update 3.0 and further improved in this 5.0 update. Implementing Mid-run Autosave & Resume was a co…
Important: I temporarily reverted to Update 4.0 as I need some time to fix some issues that were reported on Update 5.0 NEW WATER ORBIT ATTACK + TONS OF ENHANCEMENTS After a big update published yesterday adding a lot of enhancement including many new Accessibility and Visibility options (update 3.0) , here is already an other big update adding a brand new Attack and lot of enhancement and bala…
The Visibility and Accessibility Update + New Content and Balancing The main feedback on the game since its release a few days ago was about the lack of visibility option, so this update add a LOT of cool option so you can customize the game as you want (in addition to the one already in the previous update) + tons of other improvement to make some visual elements and mechanics less distracting…
Thank you everyooone! Since it's the very first Steam news since launch, I want to thank you all for playing Noobs Are Coming and for the overwhelmingly positive reception in your messages! Many of you have been leaving great positive reviews for the game , and given how important that is, I truly appreciate it. If you haven’t yet, please consider leaving one, it can definitely make a huge diff…
NOOBS ARE COMING IS OUT NOW! I'm also super honored to be joining Brotato in a special "Complete the Set" bundle with our friends at Blobfish Games ! Brotato was the main inspiration for Noobs Are Coming — it’s one of the best games out there, and I'm beyond proud to be featured alongside it. I want to give a huge THANK YOU to all the demo players and beta testers — your feedback and support ha…
Noobs Are Coming releases on July 15! So many great things are happening ahead of the release! Tons of new players are joining, and content creators are already making amazing videos and streams on Noobs Are Coming. Huge thanks to everyone for being a part of it! I can't wait to release the game :) Discord | PRESSKIT A lot of updates and enhancements have been made over the past few months, dir…
I have some great news to share: · 🎮 The game perfectly supports Steam Deck ✅ · 👀 A funny Twitch Streamer Mode ✅ is now integrated in the Game (the Streamer destroys their viewer, noobs have the usernames and messages from chat) RUNS GREAT ON STEAM DECK! · A lot of work was put to make sure Noobs Are Coming runs perfectly on Steam Deck ✅ · Great performance · Great readability, with tweaks ma…
Hey! We received a ton of valuable feedback since the Demo Release, and I can't thank you enough for your support, it really motivates me to do my best and make the game as good and crazy as I can! Here is some data since the Demo launched 2 weeks ago: · 🚀 9 updates pushed to improve balancing, add new features, enhance gameplay, and fix bugs—directly based on player feedback. · ⭐ +3300 wishli…
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