Noobs Are Coming · build 20952790 · published
NOOBS ARE COMING 1.0 IS OUT NOW ✨ With a massive 40% Discount for 1.0 Release
✨ 1.0: HUGE CONTENT UPDATE
6 NEW PLAYABLE CHARACTERS: there are now 43 Playable Characters in the Game!
8 NEW ITEMS: there are now 150 Items in the Game
4 NEW ATTACKS: there are now 75 Attacks in the Game
16 NEW ACHIEVEMENTS: there are now 133 Unlockables in the Game
NEW PLAYABLE CHARACTER: Bunzilla (The Bunnyhopper):
You start with Bunny Hopping Attack (every 10 jumps, you perform 3 heavy bounces that makes you invicible and crush enemies)
+1% Speed for every 2 jumps you take during the current wave
NEW PLAYABLE CHARACTER : Self-Death Knight
When you kill an enemy, you lose 1 HP (can't kill you)
HP Modif increased by 100%
+10 Max HP
+5 HP Regen
NEW PLAYABLE CHARACTER : Capitalix
+30% of your Souls when you exit the Shop
When picking up a Pickup (Excluding Souls), deal 1 + 100% souls held damage to 3 random enemies
Soul Harvest modifications are reduced by 100%
NEW PLAYABLE CHARACTER : Crabemental
Elemental Damage specialist, speed scales with Elem Damage
can only find attacks scaling with Elemental Damage and can start with any of them
NEW PLAYABLE CHARACTER : Doomshell
+50% Armor, -40% Speed
+1% Damage for every 1% Armor
+5% Speed every hit taken during the current wave
-5% armor every hit tkaen during the current wave
NEW PLAYABLE CHARACTER : Madflask
Start Attack Slots: 3
+100% Chance to find heal Potion
At the Start of the Wave, spawns 3 Heal Potions
No Lifesteal, No HP Regen
NEW ATTACK: Bunnhop [Skill]: every 10 jumps, you perform 3 heavy bounces that makes you invicible and crush enemies
NEW ATTACK: Bloody Dagger [damage scale with Strength Damage & HP Max], increase overall Damage Stat when killing ennemies
NEW ATTACK: Fire Wall [Skill]: spawn a orb on the Map, when you pick it, you can trace a wall of flames on the map by moving based on your Duration Stat (scales with Elemental Damage and apply Burn status effect)
NEW ATTACK: Winged Bow [damage scale with Dex Damage & Attack Speed], increase overall Attack Speed when killing ennemies
NEW ITEM: Soulburst Heal (blue item, unique): Breaking a Soul Flask now also triggers all the effects of drinking a Heal Potion (including healing and other item effects affected by Heal Potion pickup)
NEW ITEM: Explosive Chest (blue item, unique): When you Pickup a Chest you create an explosion which deal damage based on the current amount of souls you have, which makes it interesting to wait the end of the wave to pick them up as you deal huge damage with the souls collected
NEW ITEM: Mystery Box: (blue item, unlimited): Gives you 7 points randomly distributed between you primary stats
NEW ITEM: Speedrun (yellow item, unique): Speeds up the wave timer by 20%, meaning a 60-second wave actually lasts less than 60 seconds, and enemies spawn faster. +9% Enemy Speed
NEW ITEM: Rollback (blue item): you go back 1 wave
NEW ITEM: Investment (purple item): +20% of your Souls when you exit the Shop, -3% Soul Harvest
NEW ITEM: Potion Sub (blue item): 2 Heal Potion spawn on the map at the beginning of each wave
NEW ITEM: Souldrop+ (green item): 1 Soul Flask spawns on the map at the beginning of each wave
Lots of minor balancing tweaks
Other minor changes and fixes
Bugfix: a very recent Steam Client Stable update pushed by Valve sometimes prevented Steam Remote Play Together invite button to show up in Steam Overlay, this was due to a subtle change in how the Steam Overlay worked and it is now fixed
✨ THE BANGER OST IS AVAILABLE
Many of you have been asking for this: the Noobs Are Coming Banger Soundtrack is now officially available! It's also a great way to support the project even further :)
✨ NOOBS ARE COMING X BROTATO
I'm also super honored to be featured with Brotato in a special "Complete the Set" bundle with our friends at Blobfish Games!
✨ STEAM DECK VERIFIED ✅
Valve officially added Noobs Are Coming in their "Steam Deck Verified ✅" catalog. It feels quite surreal to see my game listed in such a prestigious catalog! As a huge Steam Deck user myself, I honestly couldn’t be happier!
✨ THANK YOU ALL FOR NOMINATING NOOBS ARE COMING TO THE STEAM AWARDS 2025
Looks like a lot of you nominated Noobs Are Coming for the:
Best Game on Steam Deck Award 🎖️
Great With Friends Award 🎖️
Best Soundtrack Award 🎵
and some of you even picked it for the Game of the Year Award 😳(you're nuts)
✨ NOOBS ARE COMING HAS BEEN DEVELOPED AND IMPROVED THANKS TO THE COMMUNITY
I want to give a huge THANK YOU to all players and to the amazing Discord community. Your feedback and support have helped shape this game into something truly awesome, far beyond what I initially imagined as a tiny solodev.
130+ Updates overall directly based on community feedback since the first public version
50 Updates during the Public Demo
40 Updates during the Private Beta
40 Updates during the Early Access including 15 MAJOR UPDATES (+ this big 1.0 Content update)
You can read the Early Access recap in this post:
✨ WHAT'S NEXT
Post-1.0 updates will already be released during December and January 2025.
Once again, thanks to everyone for playing the game! If you enjoy the game and want to support its development, tell your friends and favorite content creators about the game. Every little gesture counts.
As a tiny solodev, your support means the world to me! ENJOY