FIRST PRIVATE BETA PATCH: 2026.7.e.13, 'TRISKAIDEKOPHOBIA'

Fix notes for our first patch:Exiting the game mid conversation to main menu no longer locks game fatally on reload. Thanks to a Magyar gentleman for identifying this.

Opening a certain fun envelope now displays the items within one by one, like a miniature Christmas.

Father Jaume no longer roams confusingly back and forth like the Ciguapa

The data consent form details on the front page are less bizarrely formattted.

A warning discourages the temerarious from trying to craft too early. Crafting systems in our games are generally intimidating.

KNOWN ISSUES:The Exorcist and Writer career have swapped clothes.

Under unpredicatable circumstances, a ghost of Spencer's head and hands will flit mysteriously across the character generation screen. This is my favourite bug since the pug thing and I have a general idea of the cause but I'm way too tired to fix it now so you may still see it. Perhaps we'll leave it in.At anything other than 16;9 aspect ratio, the HUD screens look like something from the Objective Room in That Hideous Strength.

Vincent still walks like a creepy mannequin. Animation coming soon.-------If you're not in the beta, you can sign up for future pre-release testing on the Christ I can't find the link. It's somewhere. Google it or look on our website. Sorry everyone. It is live I'm sure. WAIT NO I REMEMBER GOOGLE FORMS. Sorry real tired. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1q5yghvncgjzk-SzARJCFHksmGx8r4KVhOM7b4SUR_Ds/editBut in any case, we are till on target for a DEMO RELEASE THIS SUMMER and then everyone can get in on the action and complain I've put my accénts thè wròng wäy roûnd and no one can ever remember whether it's Skolekosophy in a Quiet Place or Hushery in a Shadowed Place.night allAK