I Built a $10 Billion Empire From Thunder Studios and Still Can’t Buy a Win at Riverside FC
Hi Everyone, I wanted to share a blog on my most recent playthrough of ConsoleMe whilst testing out our new HighRoller features. Enjoy :)
Week 816. September 1999. I have more money than sense, a football club the ultras despise, and a gambling ledger that reads like a cautionary tale. This is the save file that ate my evenings.
There’s a moment in every long tycoon run when the spreadsheet stops being a game and starts being a diary. For me, that moment arrived somewhere around week 800, when I opened Empire → Football Chairman, saw Riverside FC sitting 14th in Tier 3, and realised I was losing fifty grand a week on a club whose owner, me, was banking +$112.4 million every seven days from everything except football.That’s ConsoleMe in 1999: a billionaire hobbyist with a Sunday-league crisis.
The basement: Thunder Studios and the first hit
I didn’t start as a mogul. I started as a founder with a name I liked (Thunder Studios), a desk, and the delusion that “one more week” is a viable life strategy.The early game is the bit every Revisited piece pretends to skip but shouldn’t: you’re broke, you’re guessing genres, you’re hiring people whose attributes look like dice rolls, and the news ticker is full of rivals you’ve never heard of yet. You release something scrappy. It sells. You release something else. Someone at Horizon Studios has a quiet quarter and their stock “slips as the release date goes quiet", and for the first time you feel like you’re in an industry, not a menu.Thunder wasn’t a masterclass. It was a grind. But it was my grind, and when the hits landed, they landed hard enough that “studio sim” stopped being the whole game and became the engine for everything else.
The empire phase & when “Advance Week” became a lifestyle
By 1999, Thunder is no longer a garage fantasy. It’s one tile on a board that includes:
Stock market plays and boardroom politics
A racing team that just wrapped 1999 in P4—two wins, respectable, not Mercedes
A space venture (because of course why not)
The Daily, wrestling, golf, cars, airlines, fitness chains, the full “I clicked every tab once” conglomerate
The status bar tells the story better than I can: about $10.47 billion in cash, empire value pushing $12 billion, reputation in the stratosphere, notifications stacked like unpaid invoices. The simulation isn’t asking whether I’m successful anymore. It’s asking what kind of eccentric I want to be with the leftovers.
The detour, High Roller and the founder who can’t quit
Between board meetings and passion projects, I did what any responsible executive would do.I went gambling.Founder Life → High Roller is where my save gets personal. Not corporate cash, personal cash (~$12.4M), Gold VIP, table limits that mean nothing when the UI calmly informs you that your pockets can cover 1242% of the $1M max.My ledger is almost admirably honest:
Total won: ~$2.32M
Total lost: ~$2.96M
Net: -$636.7k
Casino sessions: 300
I’ve had weeks where video poker turned into a metronome of $100k spins. I’ve had nights where Bayern vs Dortmund paid +$305k and I felt like a genius. I’ve also had a Summer Slam main event eat -$250k because wrestling booking is apparently harder than wrestling betting.And yes, I bet on my own club. Riverside FC vs Oakfield United for +$215k. That’s not immersion. That’s pathology with a UI.ConsoleMe doesn’t force the casino (and doesnt want to). But in a long save, it can become a form of character development: the same person who min-maxes marketing also min-maxes baccarat at 2 a.m. because the week won’t advance itself.
The passion project & buying Riverside FC
Somewhere in the empire sprawl (back in the mid 90's), I had bought a football club.Riverside FC—motto “By the River, For the People”—a Tier 3 side with working-class fiction in its DNA and real working-class results in my save.Football Chairman is where I keep coming back to. It’s not “click upgrade, +1 stadium.” It’s:
Squad spreadsheets with morale, fitness, wages
Lineup and tactics—I mandated 4-5-1, balanced mentality, normal tempo; James Crawford followed it like a man who knows the chairman signs the checks
Transfers with a $140k budget that’s hilarious next to my personal billions
Stadium planning—stands at 7,500 / 7,500 / 5,000 / 5,000, 25,000 capacity, 5-star pitch, 2-star facilities (the classic “looks Premier, runs Sunday League” build) ... but often only selling out a small fraction of that
Naming rights knocking with PrimeLine Telecom at a ridiculous tonne of cash per week....tempting, vulgar, very me
Academy at level 1, prospects overflowing, promotions popping (“Andre Park promoted,” “Connor Williams promoted”) while the first team still can’t climb fast enough
Kit & badge screens for when you need to feel like you’re helping, aesthetically
I didn’t buy Riverside because it was optimal. I bought it because the empire needed a heart and football is a great heart if you enjoy pain.
The numbers don’t lie (and neither do the fans)
Here’s the season history that defined this playthrough:
Season
League pos
Vibe
1
19th
“We’re in this together”
2
20th
Dead last
3
20th
Dead last
4
20th
Dead last
5 (in progress)
14th
“Miracle?”.. probably not
Three straight years at the bottom. Cup exits in Round 1. Prize money that might as well be bus fare. And yet Season 5 is the first time I’ve looked at the table and thought: we might not be a crime scene.The club’s weekly P&L is brutal, about -$53k net, wages $54k, sponsors at $0, TV money that wouldn’t cover lunch in the founder suite. My chairman brain knows the fix is commercial and structural. My chairman heart keeps upgrading the pitch first, because if we’re going down, we’re going down on immaculate grass.Players became folklore without me trying:
Kofi Silva—early Young Player/Best Player years, the kind of loyal GK saga saves invent
Hugo Simon—11 goals, top scorer energy when the team couldn’t carry him
James Crawford on the touchline with ~49 tactical and a contract counting down in weeks, while fan quotes ask if he’s lost
Speaking of fans: I opened Fans recently and saw something beautiful and horrifying.....0% happiness for hardcore and ultras, casuals barely breathing at 11%. The chatter box is a Revisited article all on its own:
“James Crawford looks lost on the touchline. Time for a change?”
“This is dire. How much longer do we put up with this?”
I can fund a space program. I cannot fund joy in the Riverside End.
The contrast that makes the save worth telling
The ticker tape at the bottom of the screen is the narrator:
My racing team finishes P4 and collects prize money that’s cute
Horizon Studios slips; Cascade Entertainment rallies; the world economy does world economy things
Riverside loses 2–1 to Borough Athletic
The simulation keeps serving “mogul status attracts a premium investment opportunity” while my ultras want me sacked from a third-tier club
That’s the joke, and, dare I say, the brilliance. ConsoleMe at endgame isn’t one loop. It’s stacked loops with different failure modes. The studio loop rewards patience and taste. The empire loop rewards diversification. The football loop rewards systems thinking. The casino loop rewards nothing, reliably, except stories.I didn’t come back to this game to “finish” it. I came back to live in it.
What happens next (probably)
I’m in September 1999 with 29 notifications and the kind of wealth that makes “transfer policy: manager handles” feel like a coward’s setting. Crawford’s on the clock. The naming rights deal is winking at me. The academy wants $500k for level 2. My gambling account still wants revenge on video poker.Get rich. Get weird. Buy a club. Lose money on purpose. Bet on yourself. Watch the fans hate you anyway.ConsoleMe at week 816 isn’t a power fantasy anymore, it’s a power fantasy with consequences, and my consequence is Riverside FC, 14th, furious, and mine.By the river. For the people. Against the table. Against the odds. Against my own spreadsheet.I’ll advance one more week.I always do.