INTEROFFICE MEMORANDUM
TO: All staff, current and future
FROM: MGMT
RE: Break room now open
The office has a Discord. It is the break room: shift talk, clips, plugin-stack strategy, incident filing, and 38 genres of quota music on the radio.
JOIN THE OFFICE: discord.gg/Dc7hZctXcv
Inside you will find:
- #punch-in: introduce yourself. State name and preferred shift.
- #incident-reports and #suggestion-box: the same filing system as the Steam forums, different door.
- #the-ost: the quota music, discussed.
The building itself remains on Steam. Wishlist if you have not yet. A free demo is on the way.
The break room locks from the outside at midnight. For your safety.
-- MGMT
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