INTEROFFICE MEMORANDUM
TO: Future clerks
FROM: MGMT
RE: Position now advertised
The SOLITAIRE.EXE store page is live. The position is real. The building is real. The quota has always been real.
SOLITAIRE.EXE is Klondike solitaire rebuilt as a roguelike: hit the score target before the deck burns out, spend payroll on cursed floppy-disk programs that rewrite the rules, and survive the performance review every third night. 56 plugins. 20 review bosses. 38 music genres. One quota.
Wishlist on Steam to be notified when the shift opens. A free demo is on the way.
The community hub is open for business:
- General Discussions: introduce yourself. Tell us what you saw.
- Bug Reports: the machine misbehaving in a way we did NOT intend? File an incident report.
- Suggestions: requests and balance notes. MGMT reads everything. MGMT files everything.
The building locks from the outside at midnight. For your safety.
-- MGMT
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