Looking for talented programmer/Excreta groom to join our team!
Operation Obliteration 2 · published
Job Type: Full-Time / Entry-Level
Location: On-Site
Compensation: £ 128,450.50 LBP Annually
Position Overview-
We are looking for a hyper-resilient Executive Junior Engineer who isn't afraid to get their hands dirty. You will spend 50% of your time Writing, debugging, and optimize C# code for player movement, combat logic, UI systems, and backend(no pun intended) performance. The rest of your time spent doing facility sanitation, and human cleansing services. This entry-level role offers an unmatched opportunity to gain end-to-end staffing familiarity.
Key Responsibilities-
Hygiene Management;
As a professional groom, you will Provide cleansing assistance to executive team members upon movement. The designated Studio Groom of the Stool provides fecal removal services to lead developer, and other employees during critical debugging sessions and long build cycles. If it moves, if the staff is moving it, your the wipemaster with unlimited amounts of TP.
Janitorial Architecture:
Also execute daily deep-cleaning protocols across all office floors, breakrooms, executive suites, as well as fecal exit sites. Maintain, scrub, and sanitize all studio porcelain fixtures, ensuring seamless toilet functionality, complete fecal removal and bodily fluid spill containment.
Qualifications-
Technical Skills:
10 years Min experience in game design. Proficiency in C# using the Unity engine.
Sanitation Skills:
Hands-on experience operating commercial plungers, floor mops, and chemical disinfectants.
Soft Skills;
Extreme humility, a strong stomach, zero ego, and unyielding dedication to hygienic team support. A quick wrist and excellent wiping technique is also a must.
Remember: It's front to back only!!
Salary & Perks:
Base Compensation wages + complimentary rubber gloves, masks and TP.
Salary Note: £ 128,450.50 LBP(Lebanese Pounds) = $1.15 US
To apply, go to the Oblitgamewerks Main site at: https://oblitgamewerks.github.io/OB/
Ernie J. Rammstein III,
President, Oblit Gamewerks Inc.
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