‘Buck to the Future’ gear pack is here Step into the hooves of G, a mercenary with horns for hire and a totally made-up character for the sake of this text. Mix and match different futuristic gears for ceaseless body goatification. The future is now, in the present. Don’t ask how. Buck to the Future contains 22 new gears (8 with abilities), 6 new instincts, and 1 new playable goat. Goat Simulat…
It’s official, another Goat Direct is coming! You can expect a feverdream of skits, bad acting, goaty announcements, and a deep dive into what we’ve been working on lately. While we want to keep most topics hidden , we can reveal one of the things we will cover in this year’s Goat Direct. We recently asked the community to create cards for Pilgor’s upcoming 12th birthday on April 1st . We’re go…
It's so plushy I'm gonna... By popular demand, two hot new bombshells by Youtooz have entered the villa. Here for a limited time only. Pre-order now: Pillow plush Weighted plush Until we meet again, Coffee Stain North If you want to be more up-to-date with development or need more chaos in your life, then consider checking out our other social media: · Discord · TikTok · Bluesky · Youtube · Fac…
Baa, baa, baa. Baa baa? BAAA Bug Fixes: · Fixed some crashes that could occur while playing around NPCs and causing chaos. The chaos-meter has increased · Fixed a crash that could appear when opening the wardrobe menu while loading the add-on images · Fixed an issue where the Rad Resort Area’s music and name got triggered earlier than where the actual Rad Resort is. Rad Resort in your area · Wh…
Additional fixes for everyone. Yaay Bug Fixes: · Fixed a crash that occurred when switching goat type inside a vehicle. Don’t switch goat type and drive, I guess · Fixed a bug that could cause the game to crash after summoning the motorcycle · After our latest patch, we got a bunch of new gear placement issues – most are now fixed · The Fruitants' VO will no longer get corrupted when they are o…
Check out our latest DLC Baadlands: Furry Road here: Until we meet again, Coffee Stain North If you want to be more up-to-date with development or need more chaos in your life, then consider checking out our other social media: · Discord · TikTok · Bluesky · YouTube · Facebook · Instagram · Website
Some bug fixes for Steam Bug Fixes: · Fixed a crash that could occur when customizing the motorcycle · Fixed a crash that could occur after completing the Ballin' Volleys event · Fixed some movement issues with the motorcycle; it should no longer shake and should work correctly · The Roaches in the cockroach nests should now move faster and chase the player. I’ve never actually reflected on the…
The end of the world is finally here! Ok, we’re not actually super thrilled to announce that the apocalypse has happened. But you know what that means… When one world ends, a new wasteland arises from the dunes. Or something like that. Roam around the sandy landscapes on your motorcycle, harass its citizens, scavenge for new goat gears, and put the baad in the baadlands. KEY FEATURES: · You’re…
The end of the world is finally here! Ok, we’re not actually super thrilled to announce that the apocalypse has happened. But you know what that means… When one world ends, a new wasteland arises from the dunes. Or something like that. Roam around the sandy landscapes on your motorcycle, harass its citizens, scavenge for new goat gears, and put the baad in the baadlands. KEY FEATURES: · You’re…
Wow, so much sand Are you hyped about the DLC or what?! You want to see more things from it, you say? How about a series of challenges, where you guys can unlock new material from the Baadlands*? *no new in-game material will be added; it’s only for showing you more content from the DLC before it’s released. The Baadlands Challenges have started on our Discord server as we bleat 🐐 Headbutt ove…
Coffee Stain North presents… Goat Simulator 3 – Baadlands: Furry Road A calamity has unfolded across San Angora, transforming the island into a vast desert. Nobody’s quite sure why, but let’s be honest… it was probably Pilgor’s fault. Again. Play as Baallistic Pilgor, the antihero and survivor of the apocalypse. Roam around the Baadlands on your motorcycle, butt heads with bizarre rival faction…
Summer is here and bugs have been smashed Update: · The main menu is back to normal and no longer anniversary-themed. Oh well. It was nice while it lasted, right? Bug Fixes: · The ‘Birthday Presents’ event is now fixed. The first present will no longer disappear if the player ignores it and continues to destroy any other present first and then restarts the game · Found a tick on my doggo. It ha…
We’re currently holding a ‘ create your own card ’ contest on our Discord where the winning card will get added to Goat Simulator: The Card Game . We’ve gotten over 50 goat card designs and completed all the challenges in Goat Level 4 and therefore unlocked all the exclusives for the card game! You guys are the G.O.A.T. But as you may know, rainbows and sunshine can’t be forever… Is that even a…
THE GOATS ARE LOOSE The Kickstarter campaign for Goat Simulator: The Card Game is live! Featuring wacky cards, caprine chaos at its best, and even a throwable plushie. Oh, and did we mention that the community got to choose a gear and event they wanted us to add to the card game? Read more about the different editions of the card game and make your pledge here 💥🐐 Until we meet again, Coffee S…
Seems like the Easter Bunny stomped on some bugs before leaving Bug Fixes: · Fixed a crash that could appear when opening the news feed section · Fixed a crash that could appear when loading DLC textures · The player will no longer collide with the invisible balloon when the first present appears from the Birthday Presents event · The Flying Broom gear should no longer get stuck after a cutscen…
Sometimes, another collab comes along that once again revolutionizes our entire way of thinking and how we see the world. Coffee Stain North and CRKD have teamed up to let you experience goat differently. Pre-order today, feel the goat later. Watch the CRKD reveal trailer here: Until we meet again, Coffee Stain North If you want to be more up-to-date with development or just need more chaos in…
We got Goat Simulator plushie before GTA 6 One of the most common questions we get is if we have any official Goat Sim merch, especially if we have any goat plushies. It has been scarce on that front for the last couple of years, but we can finally inform you that you don’t have to get scammed on eBay anymore. An official Goat Sim plushie is on the way, and you can pre-order it here . The plush…
Some bug fixes for ‘ya Bug Fixes: · The tongue will no longer be stuck outside the goat's body when using the lick ability while wearing the Slinger Saddle gear. Game-breaking smh · The trousers of Detective Pilgor's Coat gear will no longer clip though Pilgor's butt when standing still. What · The left stick on a controller will now move the camera when using the Broom Vehicle gear · Fixed an…
Pilgor is turning 11! And what says ‘Happy Birthday’ more than a free update? Here are 28 new gears for you to play around with. Wow. Watch the Gifts from the Rifts trailer here: Patch Notes v.1.1.4.0_401005 New Content/Update: Gifts from the Rifts · Plushie Goat – It’s so plushie I’m gonna die! · Bald Cap – I don’t know who thought this was a good idea · Detective Hat – Detective Pika… I mean…
Well I’ll be damned. I told you it wasn’t a joke. Here it is in its full glory, our very first Goat Direct ! The ‘ Year of the Goat ’ has reached its end, and to celebrate that plus Pilgor’s 11th birthday , we’ll present a bunch of exciting news for you in a way only Coffee Stain North would. Watch the Goat Direct here: Until we meet again, Coffee Stain North If you want to be more up-to-date w…
Who thought letting us write a script and create a Goat Direct video was a good idea? Well, here we are. This is happening. It’s not a joke. We have a bunch of announcements for you to wrap up the ‘ Year of the Goat ’ in a video that will go live April 1st , 4 PM CEST on our YouTube channel . Some may even call it our weirdest video yet, but we’ll let you be the judge of that. Either way, you’r…
As some of you might know, we’re collaborating with MOOD Publishing to create the most chaotic physical card game the world has ever seen. We thought it would be fun for you to see some progress pictures from the early stages of creating the game, and also get some lore from one of the co-founders of MOOD Publishing. "I’m pretty sure that Rasmus and I first talked about making a fast, wacky car…
With goat power comes some responsibility Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s the heroes no one asked for. Will they help you save the world? Probably not. More likely the opposite. The Super Duper Pack contains 20 new gears, 6 with abilities, 6 new instincts, and 2 new playable goats. Alongside all the superhero nonsense, a free update is also available from today. You can now save up to 50…
Prepare for trouble, and make it double The Gear Competition is a free update from a competition we held last year, where fans from around the world created their dream gears. Only 3 were chosen and they’re finally here! Say hello to Bob the blobfish, Puppet Goat, and the Grappling Bow 👏 What’s the best way to add more chaos to the Goat Simulator 3 world? How about being able to launch fire to…
2-year anniversary November 17 marks the 2nd anniversary of Goat Simulator 3 , and to celebrate this we have some news for you. While we usually dislike the number two (ew), we want to announce not one but two new updates launching November 25 . The first is the long-awaited Gear Competition update . This will be a free update for everyone who owns Goat Simulator 3. What is the Gear Competition…
Bah bah bah, proper name, place name, backstory stuff New Addition: · The Old School Pilgor Goat will now have the same ability as the OG NPC Goat, meaning it will play the original Goat Simulator Music. You're welcome Bug Fixes: · If you own the DLC, you should now be able to play it on Microsoft without any problems. We're still looking into some remaining issues for PS5 users – if you can’t…
In case some of you want to see behind-the-scenes from Multiverse and Goat Simulator 3 base game – we posted some before and after pics to our Instagram . Follow us on Instagram for more! Here is a sample of the very first scribble of San Angora And this is how Multiverse once looked Play now, no ragrets: Until we meet again, Coffee Stain North If you want to be more up-to-date with development…
It’s time for us to go on a lil summer vacation after all the hard work on the DLC. This means we might be slower to reply here on Steam or by mail until mid-August when everyone’s back at the office. Go and create as much chaos as you possibly can and make us proud. Have a wonderful summer and see you in August! Baaaa Play now, no ragrets: Until we meet again, Coffee Stain North If you want to…
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