How many people are playing Couch Pirates right now?

Couch Pirates is not in the Twitch ring: viewers are sampled every 10 minutes for the hundred most played games and every watched game (348 games since 3 Sep 2026), so there is no viewer series to set against its players yet. Watching the game adds it to the ring.

Hours, Honestly

How long people play Couch Pirates

Every game How this is computedNot computed yet

Sample too small: no sampled review with a playtime on file, 30 needed before the figures are written. The reviews poller samples each game’s reviews in turn; the funnel job reads them daily.

Finish funnel · achievements by global unlock share

No funnel yet

Couch Pirates lists no achievements on its store page, so there is no unlock share to order and no funnel to draw.

Best Time to Play

When Couch Pirates is busiest

How this is computedNo hourly samples

Needs four weeks of hourly samples, none on file. SteamPeaks samples this game’s players once it joins the hourly ring (the most played and every watched game); the profile follows 4 weeks after the first sample.

Lifespan

How games like Couch Pirates hold their players

Every game How this is computedCurves computed 37 hours ago

Couch Pirates has no complete month of averages on file yet; the lifespan job puts a game on a curve at 6. Until then the cohort’s own curve is shown.

Share of the launch level by month since launch · games · 13,558 games at launch

Middle half of gamesMedian gamesHalf of launch

The band is the 25th to 75th percentile share of the launch level among games at each month since launch, with their median as the line; a game joins a curve after 6 months of averages. Recomputed weekly, last on 5 Sep 2026. How this is computed. Data by SteamPeaks.com.