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| New Gamer Snacks, Memories, & Sk8er Rebalancing The patch is largely about adding more content to the Gamer Aspect as well as tuning for the core Sk8er Trick mechanic. Also, new bloops! 0.9.0 (9-2-26) - Added new Gamer Snack, High-Chew: removes Roll Low, grants Roll High, and grants 2 Pink. - Added new Gamer Snack, Low-Cal Lollipop: removes Roll High, grants Roll Low, and grants 2 Pink. - Added new Gamer Snack, Split-Screen Sundae: grants 5… | 25087986 | |
| Playtest updated! New Gamer cards! New Memories! 0.8.9 (8-20-26) - Added new Gamer Card, Boss Battle: deals 2 Damage, and evolves into Final Form (50 Damage) if the enemy has leveled up. - Added new Gamer Card, No Risk, No Reward: removes all of your Defense and deals 3 Damage for each Defense removed. - Added new Gamer Card, Parry: grants 4 Defense and Roll High. - Added new Gamer Card, Score Tally: deals Damage equal to the total value of a… | — | |
| Balance & Bug Fix Update Aug 10th 0.8.8 (8-10-26) - Added new Neutral Memory: Mystery Orb: the first Ability you use each combat round grants 2 of a random Resource. - Added new Neutral Memory: Friendship Bracelets: the first Ability used from each Aspect per combat round grants 2 Yellow, 2 Blue, and 2 Pink. - Neutral Card, Snooze Button: renamed from Bubble Gum and changed to Snooze itself as well as a random enemy Card. - Gam… | — | |
| First big balance update is now live! 0.8.7 (8-3-26) - Added new Neutral Memory: Garage Sale: this Memory grants 3 Gold when an Ability spends the last of a Resource. - Added new Bedroom decoration: Buffoli Stuffie. - Added new Bedroom decoration: Fuzzy Rubber Stringy Thing. - Added new Bedroom decoration: Guitar. - Added new Bedroom decoration: Inflatable Chair. - Added a new secret Bedroom decoration for a special achievement. -… | — | |
| Another day, another video game update 0.8.6 (7-28-26) - Changed After-School Practice to grant 1 Trick to one random Card that did not activate, rather than every Card that did not activate. - Improved sock sorting so socks remain fully visible across different screen sizes. - Allowed tooltips to appear for disabled draft Cards and the Corkboard feedback button. - Paused draft Card idle animations while moving a Card into the backp… | — | |
| Quick fixes! 0.8.5 (7-26-26) - Fixed Corkboard decorations scaling up excessively when your collection was large. - Corrected Whoopee Cushion's description to refer to a Card. - Fixed an error that could occur if Lunch Lady's Slop defeated you. - Fixed an issue that could let a single player action resolve multiple rolls in a row. | — | |
| First Steam Playtest Update! New update for the Steam Playtest app! 0.8.4 (7-26-26) - Added new Neutral Memory: Chocolate Coins: this Memory grants 3 Gold and heals 3 whenever you eat a Snack - Added new Neutral Memory: Opposite Day: when Day or Night begins, a random Card from the opposite phase gains 1 Power - Cards which only give resources are now locked at the start of the game - Added a setting to disable idle motion… | — |
| Date | Day | Time | Patch title | Build ID | Branch | Depots | Download Δ |
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| 10 Sep 2026new | Thu | 02:06 | No patch notes · unannounced build | 25221467 | public | 1 | — |
| 2 Sep 2026 | Wed | 20:48 | New Gamer Snacks, Memories, & Sk8er Rebalancing | 25087986 | public | 1 | — |