0.8.9 (8-20-26) - Added new Gamer Card, Boss Battle: deals 2 Damage, and evolves into Final Form (50 Damage) if the enemy has leveled up. - Added new Gamer Card, No Risk, No Reward: removes all of your Defense and deals 3 Damage for each Defense removed. - Added new Gamer Card, Parry: grants 4 Defense and Roll High. - Added new Gamer Card, Score Tally: deals Damage equal to the total value of a…
0.8.8 (8-10-26) - Added new Neutral Memory: Mystery Orb: the first Ability you use each combat round grants 2 of a random Resource. - Added new Neutral Memory: Friendship Bracelets: the first Ability used from each Aspect per combat round grants 2 Yellow, 2 Blue, and 2 Pink. - Neutral Card, Snooze Button: renamed from Bubble Gum and changed to Snooze itself as well as a random enemy Card. - Gam…
0.8.7 (8-3-26) - Added new Neutral Memory: Garage Sale: this Memory grants 3 Gold when an Ability spends the last of a Resource. - Added new Bedroom decoration: Buffoli Stuffie. - Added new Bedroom decoration: Fuzzy Rubber Stringy Thing. - Added new Bedroom decoration: Guitar. - Added new Bedroom decoration: Inflatable Chair. - Added a new secret Bedroom decoration for a special achievement. -…
0.8.6 (7-28-26) - Changed After-School Practice to grant 1 Trick to one random Card that did not activate, rather than every Card that did not activate. - Improved sock sorting so socks remain fully visible across different screen sizes. - Allowed tooltips to appear for disabled draft Cards and the Corkboard feedback button. - Paused draft Card idle animations while moving a Card into the backp…
0.8.5 (7-26-26) - Fixed Corkboard decorations scaling up excessively when your collection was large. - Corrected Whoopee Cushion's description to refer to a Card. - Fixed an error that could occur if Lunch Lady's Slop defeated you. - Fixed an issue that could let a single player action resolve multiple rolls in a row.
New update for the Steam Playtest app! 0.8.4 (7-26-26) - Added new Neutral Memory: Chocolate Coins: this Memory grants 3 Gold and heals 3 whenever you eat a Snack - Added new Neutral Memory: Opposite Day: when Day or Night begins, a random Card from the opposite phase gains 1 Power - Cards which only give resources are now locked at the start of the game - Added a setting to disable idle motion…
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