Granite Noir: The Social Experiment
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016 Sep 2026
| Published | Kind | Announcement | Build |
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| Game update | Update 1.0.4 Trailer + Official Guide + Bug Fixes The Update 1.0.4 trailer is here! Check it out: Official Guide Need help navigating the world? Want to know where to find hidden capybaras or how to unlock the Ninja Way? We've created an official guide for you: Granite Noir Official Guide Bug Fixes · Removed the constant blur effect that was affecting visibility. · Fixed crashes when alt-tabbing out of the game. · Improved scene loading for a… | 22058176 | |
| In-game event | Update 1.0.4: Six new wishes (20 total!) Six wishes implemented. We've now reached twenty wishes total. This update brings a skill tree, new animal companions, a mysterious prophecy, and two new languages. What's new · A skill tree has been added. Someone asked for one that surpasses Path of Exile's. We made the skill tree. Now you'll need experience to unlock it. · A big doggo now roams the world. Pet it and it will follow you. Good… | 22033283 | |
| Community | A New Rhythm for the Monolith To ensure Granite Noir reaches its full potential and to handle increasingly complex wishes, we are switching to a bi-weekly update schedule . · Ambition: More time to polish large-scale requests. · Quality: Better testing for a more stable experience. · Maintenance: We still perform bug fixes every mid-week, but we strictly only add content requested by your wishes. Next Update (1.0.4): Februa… | — | |
| Game update | Update 1.0.3a: Bugfixes & Improvements A quick hotfix to address some issues reported after the 1.0.3 launch. Thank you for your feedback! Fixes · Wish System: Fixed a bug where wishes were sometimes deleted even after being successfully sent. Data retrieval has been improved to ensure that if you’ve made a wish, it’s correctly stored and the secret door appears as intended. Improvements · Library: Visual improvements to the library… | 21884199 | |
| In-game event | Update 1.0.3: Three new wishes Three wishes implemented. This one includes our most ambitious build yet. A massive lake, procedural backrooms, and... someone who really believes in you. What's new · A brunette girl who says "I've been following you since the beginning, man." We did our best. · The Loch Ness Monster now has a home. A huge lake with a long boardwalk where you can try to spot her surfacing. You'll have to see i… | 21830480 | |
| Game update | Update 1.0.2 Trailer + Bug Fixes The Update 1.0.2 trailer is here! Check it out: Bug Fixes · Fixed a bug where crouching could clip you outside the map in certain areas. · Fixed a bug where you could interact with the wish button from underground. · Fixed a crash when alt-tabbing. If you still experience this issue, try switching to windowed mode, apply changes, then switch back to fullscreen. · Added auto-save for the timer e… | 21760786 | |
| In-game event | Update 1.0.2: Five new wishes Five wishes implemented. This one took a bit longer, but we had a blast putting it all together. Talking rats, hidden collectibles, a dance floor... You're really keeping us on our toes. What's new · Intelligent, friendly talking rats now inhabit the world. We had way too much fun staging their little scenes. Hope you enjoy meeting them. · An inventory system is here. · Hidden capybaras are now… | 21729381 | |
| Game update | Patch Update Notes - January 28, 2026 Portal Fixes & Quality of Life Improvements We've been listening to your feedback and fixed several issues that were getting in the way of your experience. What's Fixed: - Portal from the abandoned castle now works properly (you won't get stuck anymore) - The portal is now blue - Fixed the bug that could trap players inside the castle - Added video quality settings (Low / Medium / High / Ultra)… | — | |
| In-game event | Update 1.0.1: Six new wishes Six wishes implemented. We won't lie, we had a few good laughs reading what you came up with. Burning golf carts, castle realms, renaming the entire game... Working on these has been a pure joy. What's new · A blue portal now leads to a twilit realm with a small, abandoned castle. Somewhere inside, there's a plaque inscribed "King Angie". Finding it is on you. · There's a burning golf cart. We… | 21630929 |
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