To ensure Granite Noir reaches its full potential and to handle increasingly complex wishes, we are switching to a bi-weekly update schedule.
- Ambition: More time to polish large-scale requests.
- Quality: Better testing for a more stable experience.
- Maintenance: We still perform bug fixes every mid-week, but we strictly only add content requested by your wishes.
Next Update (1.0.4): February 21st
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Update 1.0.6: One new wish (23 total)What's new Wish #23 - The Ninja Boss Someone wished for a boss whose defeat would bring sound design and music to the game. So we built one. Find the King Moustache, fight the beast like a ninja, and when it falls - the king will heal your hearing. Sound design kicks in. Music starts playing. The game literally wakes up. We won't spoil where or how. Just know: the silence has a reason now. Perf…Update 1.0.5 Trailer + Performance Patch NotesUpdate 1.0.5 Trailer Check out the trailer for Update 1.0.5, featuring the voice-activated save system and the friendly Nazgul on the Puy-de-Dome. What changed This patch is all about performance. No new wishes this time, just making sure the game runs smoother and loads faster for everyone. Performance & Loading · Faster loading screens - Game loading and wish data fetching now happen in paral…Update 1.0.5: Two new wishes (22 total!)Two wishes implemented. We've now reached twenty-two wishes total. This update brings one of our most unique features yet: a voice-activated save system. What's new · A save system has been built from scratch. To save your game, you must jump and shout "AVADA CROCHETA" into your microphone. No mic? You can type it instead. We're not kidding. · On a plain atop the Puy-de-Dôme volcano, friendly N…