life's a beach
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All-time peak
01 Oct 2026
| Published | Kind | Announcement | Build |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sale | Game is 71 cents for the steam summer sale and better than ever we've been working hard updating the game for the steam summer sale and although we were a little late the first round of updates for the game started at 8:00 pm cst the day of the sale. it's now 11:03 am and we've finally completed them. our game used to be 65 cents on sale previously but unfortunately having the game at 65 cents caused it to be less than 50 cents in some territories meaning i… | — | |
| Community | ai chatbot released for life's a beach with updates you always break something which is why we try to do them infrequently. so weve reverted the updates but we will reapply them before the steam summer sale. okay so the chatbot update needed for the achievement update is complete. the achievement update still needs to be done. still enjoy the chatbot. okay so we fixed everything on low end configs you can use the faster baked lighti… | — | |
| Community | ai chatbot cancelled for life's a beach the achievements update will continue but without a chatbot for hidden achievements tied to the save file. as these feats don't unlock achievements like the main game's achievements there unfortunately far less rewarding. we plan to have cool effects and stuff but without the ai there just far less rewarding. Although we still got potentially hit with australia's age verfication law. our game i… | — | |
| Sale | mini sale during steam spring sale this year were having mini sales throughout the year due to gta 6. these sales aren't quite as deep as our major sales one of which is on black friday. currently the game is reduced by 33 percent reducing the price to 2 dollars. if you have a weak pc there is the option of getting a faster loading time for one map by using play in 480p instead of play in 480phq. default map play in 480p.bat | — | |
| Community | preview of maps that load in 1 second future updates to the game will have the gameplay sections load instantly. on slower pcs in the future the part of the map that allows you to explore everything will also have fast loading times when play in 480p is selected. the load times for these new maps are potentially 1.35 seconds on a n150 with a ufs drive. an ssd would potentially be faster but probably would be negligible. that being… | — | |
| Sale | Game will be discounted for valentines week Sometimes you want to get a thoughtful gift like flowers but you also don't want it to be too expensive. life's a beach is that perfect gift for valentines day. contains jokes like you know what i've always wondered about porcupine sex theyve got all those quills and poison it just seems dangerous to me and yet ive never heard of any porcupine dying from sex in the span of human history it's ju… | — | |
| Major update | lots of content added this is a big update. we added an optional feature that the texas area uses which increases sensation of speed and keeps you anchored to the ground. it works great for this race event. how to access the new texas area. how to access the greatest number meme of all time 76. a ton of content awaits. there is also a really cool gameplay section hidden in the metrorail section having to do with inf… | — | |
| Community | bugfix you know what ive always wondered about porcupine sex with that out of the way here is an update wed normally silently update and not tell you. but its too long after the release not to tell you. there was an echo in the movie sequence for the challenge area in on potato. *the in engine movie sequence for on potato no longer echos. meaning you can't trigger it twice at the same time. well that'… | — |
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