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| Published | Title | Build |
|---|---|---|
| minor bug fix yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh | 24931149 | |
| Major Update right before I leave for about a month yeahhhhmajor I'll fix shit add more when I get back if I'm not hunted down and beheaded by a crack head for not giving him $3 or some shit · shit ton of changes · new god piece obtainable · more bears · slurps family home destruction · I genuinely forgot, last update was like 3 months ago I have no fucking clue what I added yeah it's way too much you get it, big update with tons of changes yeah idc go play… | — | |
| small patch game was broke I guess, small fix. yell at me if anything else breaks | — | |
| Small Patch -fixed a decent amount of bugs -couple balancing changes -more stats in titan connection | — | |
| Pretty Big Update yeahhh we dropping huge updates out of nowhere on a sunday night :steammock: - completely overhauled areas (Forest dungeon, prologue and return to that area as well, etc) - started work on the final areas of the game - tons of new sprites - bug fixes - skipping movies added - more bears - I unironically forgot what I changed I need to start taking notes | — | |
| Small Update Yeahhhhh 2 new party members · bear with massive ass testicles boss fight · fixed uber crabs combat looping you in prologue · you can now turn yourself into gold · revamped the moderator boss to be more of a disgusting human being · extra party members are now level capped at 30 like everyone else · other bug fixes As per usual, if there's anything broken just annoy the shit out of me about it and I'll… | 22569131 | |
| Small softlock fix added a chest with the tiny locker to Midas' courtyard because I forgot that the thing I added takes it away and yeah game is playable now go play slop game | — | |
| Small Content Patch Before I Disappear For A While Yeahhhh not a big update, but it fixes some big stuff. Here's what changed: - Fixed some collision errors that made game progress impossible - nooses no longer crash the game - the bums in the cemetery no longer vanish when you touch them - singular crabs now show pity on you and give you their xp after 4 turns and insult you (weakling) - added tons of new items to craft obtained from various new craft… | 18211045 | |
| I listened This is a fairly small update consisting of mostly bug fixes as well as a couple changes to the game. Won't list what's changed since I was away for 3 days and forgot what I changed ːsteamhappyː | 18114593 | |
| Final Patch for now I hope I disabled the enemy scaling update for now because it broke player's ♂ amounts. If you experienced this please load a previous save when your ♂ did not read as NaN. Once again, sorry guys ːsteamsadː | 17998822 | |
| Reminder: Never finalize an update while sleep deprived That was my bad guys, I just accidentally changed the spawn location during testing. If it happens again just yell at me and I'll fix it as fast as possible. Your saves are still there so don't worry. Also I adjusted the xp formula for the enemy leveling system so you should be gaining xp again. If it continues having issues I will disable it until I figure it out more. | 17998532 | |
| Small Patch - Fixed some collision issues - Fixed Ring of Fumbling not being purchasable - Heavily nerfed the enemy "get's stronger" ability and added a proper enemy scaling system to non boss enemies - Rebalanced multiple enemies - Separated Flesh Connection into two stats, one for physical attacks and the other for non physical attacks - Gagged and Crucified the scarecrow because people complained about… | 17997890 | |
| Small Fix -Fixed the deep forest being the old map, it is now the new map -Slightly nerfed piss jar ːjarateː -You will now be told to kill yourself 1% less often -200k people own the game what the actual ####? ːgymBOSSː | 17946861 | |
| Bug Fix Fixed a couple bugs and made bones taste a bit less like piss | 17925659 |
| Date | Day | Time | Patch title | Build ID | Branch | Depots | Download Δ |
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| 25 Aug 2026 | Tue | 15:13 | minor bug fix | 24931149 | public | 1 | — |