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| Published | Kind | Announcement | Build |
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| News | a yeah that's all I had to say, get time wasted ːsteammockingː | — | |
| Community | GAME BUYING SCAM PSA To anyone offering less than one trillion dollars USD , THREE SISTERS IS NOT FOR SALE. Any legitimate offer lower than $1T will result in me telling you to kindly impale yourself and choke on your own blood. And to everyone else, DO NOT ACCEPT offers to buy your games. It will most likely be abused to bypass software that Steam would normally not approve of like crypto miners and other malware. | — | |
| Game update | small patch game was broke I guess, small fix. yell at me if anything else breaks | — | |
| Game update | Small Patch -fixed a decent amount of bugs -couple balancing changes -more stats in titan connection | — | |
| Game update | Pretty Big Update yeahhh we dropping huge updates out of nowhere on a sunday night :steammock: - completely overhauled areas (Forest dungeon, prologue and return to that area as well, etc) - started work on the final areas of the game - tons of new sprites - bug fixes - skipping movies added - more bears - I unironically forgot what I changed I need to start taking notes | — | |
| Community | New Steam PFP's As the title says, all I did was update the official profile pictures! The old ones had god awful cropping and transparency issues because they were just put there as placeholder Here's a couple of the new ones, go check them out if you care ːsteammockingːːsteammockingːːsteammockingː | — | |
| Game update | Small Update Yeahhhhh 2 new party members · bear with massive ass testicles boss fight · fixed uber crabs combat looping you in prologue · you can now turn yourself into gold · revamped the moderator boss to be more of a disgusting human being · extra party members are now level capped at 30 like everyone else · other bug fixes As per usual, if there's anything broken just annoy the shit out of me about it and I'll… | 22569131 | |
| Community | I read every review btw I'm literally the only person who manages, develops, makes art and everything else for this game. There are no other devs whatsoever. ːsteammockingː That being said, all the unhinged stuff you guys post goes directly through my eyes and straight to my shriveled little slop brain yeahhhh. If you have any feedback at all just post it somewhere and I will find it. If you wanna leave a negative rev… | — | |
| Game update | Small softlock fix added a chest with the tiny locker to Midas' courtyard because I forgot that the thing I added takes it away and yeah game is playable now go play slop game | — | |
| In-game event | There is no update THERE IS NO UPDATE I definitely DID NOT just update the game with every change I've made within the past few months. The game DID NOT change so much that you would have to start a new save to not break the game. Chicago DOES NOT get demolished mid game. I did just lie. ːsteammockingː | — | |
| Esports | For the Europeans Yes I know I'm late to this, but it is important. This has nothing to do with Three Sisters and will only apply to a couple thousand of you, but if you're living in the EU or in the UK go sign the Stop Killing Games petition. I won't post it here since I don't know about Steam's external link policy, but it's easy to find. | — | |
| Community | Not Dead Yet It's been a while since I've updated the game, it's not dead or anything I've just been busy as shit. Had to buy a new pc since my old one died, get money, normal life crap. I've been slowly working on an update in the background but it's still not to the point where I would be happy making it public. If there are any bugs or other things that make you want to listen to the crab, please tell me… | — | |
| Game update | Small Content Patch Before I Disappear For A While Yeahhhh not a big update, but it fixes some big stuff. Here's what changed: - Fixed some collision errors that made game progress impossible - nooses no longer crash the game - the bums in the cemetery no longer vanish when you touch them - singular crabs now show pity on you and give you their xp after 4 turns and insult you (weakling) - added tons of new items to craft obtained from various new craft… | 18211045 | |
| Game update | I listened This is a fairly small update consisting of mostly bug fixes as well as a couple changes to the game. Won't list what's changed since I was away for 3 days and forgot what I changed ːsteamhappyː | 18114593 | |
| Game update | Final Patch for now I hope I disabled the enemy scaling update for now because it broke player's ♂ amounts. If you experienced this please load a previous save when your ♂ did not read as NaN. Once again, sorry guys ːsteamsadː | 17998822 | |
| Game update | Reminder: Never finalize an update while sleep deprived That was my bad guys, I just accidentally changed the spawn location during testing. If it happens again just yell at me and I'll fix it as fast as possible. Your saves are still there so don't worry. Also I adjusted the xp formula for the enemy leveling system so you should be gaining xp again. If it continues having issues I will disable it until I figure it out more. | 17998532 | |
| Game update | Small Patch - Fixed some collision issues - Fixed Ring of Fumbling not being purchasable - Heavily nerfed the enemy "get's stronger" ability and added a proper enemy scaling system to non boss enemies - Rebalanced multiple enemies - Separated Flesh Connection into two stats, one for physical attacks and the other for non physical attacks - Gagged and Crucified the scarecrow because people complained about… | 17997890 | |
| News | OST Coming Soon As soon as Valve approves it, the OST will be up for sale. Formatting the songs for it was absolute hell ːsteamhappyː | — | |
| News | What's next? I have a life and the game is made by just me. So next is just suffering through Steam support and trying to fix stuff for a bit. I'll work on another major update later but I need a bit of a break for now. As of now I've spent well over 600 hours working on the game. Hopefully soon the soundtrack will become purchasable and the demo will be playable so I can finally get some rest. Thanks for a… | — | |
| News | Not AI? Idk where you guys are getting AI from? I make all the enemies using photoshop? Not going to give proof for every one of them because there's so many and I didn't save the process for all but here's the most recent one. I literally make everything in krita using a blend of photoshop and traditional drawing techniques, the only remotely ai use would be I like using ai generated body parts becaus… | — | |
| Game update | Small Fix -Fixed the deep forest being the old map, it is now the new map -Slightly nerfed piss jar ːjarateː -You will now be told to kill yourself 1% less often -200k people own the game what the actual ####? ːgymBOSSː | 17946861 | |
| News | What the actual hell I wasn't expecting this kind of traction holy hell. Hi, hello. The game is still extremely early access so much will change in the future. If you wish to support the game I will upload the OST someday in the future for $3, there is also an Itch page where you can donate and a merch store all accessible through the game's website link! It's just me working on everything so anything helps. | — | |
| Game update | Bug Fix Fixed a couple bugs and made bones taste a bit less like piss | 17925659 |
Announcements are the developer’s own posts to the game’s Steam news feed: updates and their patch notes, in-game events, releases and sales. The important ones are marked on the players chart.