Dear future employees: today we have an announcement directly from our Shareholders. Jazz filed all of the necessary paperwork this time, but we're still waiting on Steam's final stamp of approval. Until they finish the review, Ledgerbound's launch is temporarily delayed.
Our game is ready to go, so as soon as Steam finishes reviewing all three hundred and fifty thousand words, we'll launch Ledgerbound. We can't wait to welcome you aboard to the Heroes United Life Group Family* soon!
*Employees of Heroes United Life Group are a metaphorical, not literal, family and no benefits relating to familial bereavement will be conferred upon any employee upon the loss of any other employee.
**Where two employees are literal family, membership of the Heroes United family supercedes the earlier familiar relation and no bereavement benefits or leave will be conferred upon any employee upon the loss of any other employee.