From the desk of BOB — Owner of 8bit Salvage and various collectible mugs Big week at the shop. I've completed speech therapy. They say I'm still tone-deaf, but that's just a matter of practice. You may now interrupt me while I'm talking. Randy installed a button. I've chosen not to take it personally. The big speeches stay uninterruptible — those are my art. Randy changed the sprite solution. The pixels sound different coming off now. Riper, if you ask me. The rollers also got a redesign and they no longer refuse to roll directly over sprites. Also, the vacuum has a better grip. The machines are behaving better than they ever have and Randy actually smiled. The sprites have developed a resistance to being shocked so many times. Luckily, Randy was able to make them catch fire more easily, burning longer and faster. In related news, I found out that I am flammable, and that a fire extinguisher is not a toy. I noticed that the scoreboard wasn't showing the payouts for clearing sprites right away, so I kicked it a few times. Then Randy came and fixed it. Randy said he added some new important information to the glossary. Let me know if there's anything about me in there! — Bob