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Wee Orange Update 7/11 - Counting Oranges

Orange Roulette · published 12 Jul 2026, 01:08 UTC

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The main addition this time around is a Stat Board! You can find it on the title screen with the button 'Stats'. Numbers! Check it out. I also made a few adjustments to a couple things in 'Protag's Nightmare' that may help you with that particular all-time stat.

Fixes and Changes:

A new Stat Board, it's literally a board
'Nervous Knowitall' mode in 'Protag's Nightmare' has a stronger hint as to when you'd be wise to make your move
Weary in 'Protag's Nightmare' has an extra line of dialogue that may be a head's up. Also the best/worst orange pun I've come up with to date.

I mainly wanted to get unleash the Stats. I welcome any commentary/suggestions for it!

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