DEAD BEFORE WORK: THE COMMUTE · published
Ever felt like the universe was actively conspiring to make you late for work?
Today, your worst morning nightmare becomes your favorite physics-based playground.
DEAD BEFORE WORK: THE COMMUTE is officially AVAILABLE NOW on Steam!
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Meet Archie. He’s late. Very late.
Your mission is simple: guide this poor salaryman through a Rube Goldberg machine of urban doom and reach the 20-minute office meeting room alive.
* 💥 Ragdoll Physics: Watch Archie collide, bounce, and fly across absurd hazard courses.
* 🛑 Brutal Obstacles: Falling appliances, runaway sawblades, flying trash cans, and surprise shutters.
* ⏰ The Ultimate Goal: 20 minutes on the clock. Will Archie make it, or will Monday win?
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Why just suffer when you can become the architect of doom?
Once you’ve taken enough beatings, it’s time to turn the tables on Archie!
* 🛒 Trap Shop: Earn in-game cash to unlock hilarious, deadly, and unpredictable traps.
* 🛠️ Easy Level Editor: Snap traps into place in seconds to craft the ultimate gauntlet.
* 🌐 Steam Workshop: Publish your custom nightmare roads and torment commuters around the world!
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✨ 15% Introductory Discount
Celebrate our launch with a 15% discount for a limited time!
Buy the game within the first 13 days to claim the exclusive Golden Manhole Trap!
* How to Claim: Check your in-game mailbox after launching the game.
* (Note: Purely cosmetic—because if you’re going to fall, do it in style.)
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The office doors are open, and the traps are set.
Grab your suit, face the mayhem, and leave us a review to tell us how Archie met his fate!