67 SIMULATOR PLAYTEST IS NOW LIVE
It is happening.
The buttons have been pressed.
The servers have been stared at intensely.
The developer has checked the Steam page approximately 67 times.
The 67 Simulator Playtest is officially LIVE.
You can now download the game, enter the chaos, and personally discover which parts of the game are working exactly as intended and which parts are currently participating in an experimental research program.
🎮 WHAT CAN YOU DO RIGHT NOW?
You can jump straight into:
- Classic Singleplayer
- Custom Mode
- Full Online Ranked 1v1 PvP
- Leaderboards
So if you ever wanted to prove that you are better than everyone else, this is your chance.
And if you lose?
Don't worry.
There is always the classic strategy of claiming that your opponent had better internet.
⚠️ A SMALL BUT IMPORTANT WEBCAM PSA
Please do not play the game at a resolution higher than the resolution your webcam supports.
Seriously.
If your webcam supports 720p, maybe don't immediately launch the game in 8K and expect reality to cooperate.
The game is not a magical AI upscaler.
Your webcam cannot suddenly become a cinema camera just because you believe in it hard enough.
Recommended rule: Your game resolution should not exceed your webcam's supported resolution.
Your GPU will probably appreciate this too.
🧱 PLACEHOLDERS ARE CURRENTLY LIVING HERE
Since this is an early playtest, some modes, assets, visuals, and other parts of the game are still placeholders.
Some of them are temporary.
Some of them are very temporary.
Some of them have been in the game long enough that they are starting to develop emotional attachments.
But don't worry: the game is actively being worked on.
New content is being developed, existing systems are being improved, and we are doing our best to make sure you don't have to wait until the heat death of the universe for updates.
We cannot promise that development will always be fast.
We can promise that the game is not sitting in a dark folder on my computer while I pretend it doesn't exist.
🐛 IF YOU FIND A BUG...
Congratulations.
You have discovered additional content.
But seriously, please let us know.
Whether you find:
- A game-breaking bug
- A funny bug
- A confusing bug
- A bug that somehow improves the game
- Or something that makes you question whether the game is actually supposed to work that way
We want to hear about it.
Your feedback helps us improve the game and makes it much easier to identify which problems are real bugs and which ones are simply features that have not yet been explained properly.
💡 HAVE AN IDEA?
Want to see a new game mode?
Have a suggestion for a feature?
Have an idea that sounds completely insane but might actually be fun?
Tell us.
The future of 67 Simulator is still being built, and we want to hear what you would like to see.
Maybe your suggestion will make it into the game.
Maybe it won't.
Maybe it will sit in a Trello board for six months while the developer walks past it every day.
But at least it will be there.
🧑🤝🧑 LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO PLAY WITH?
Or maybe you just want to join a Discord server and immediately start asking:
Anyone wanna play?
Only to receive absolutely no response for 15 minutes?
Perfect.
Join the 67 Simulator Discord.
You can use it to:
- Send feedback
- Report bugs
- Suggest new modes
- Discuss the game
- Find people for online matches
- And generally participate in the development of the game
We would genuinely love to have you there.
👉 Join the 67 Simulator Discord Server: https://discord.gg/6Y8jbBXESF
🛠️ THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING
The playtest is now available, but development is continuing.
There are still new modes, new content, improvements, and questionable ideas waiting to be added.
The goal is to keep expanding 67 Simulator and make the game bigger, better, and hopefully slightly less likely to make the developer stare at the ceiling at 4 AM.
We are working on it.
We are listening.
We are taking notes.
And yes, some of those notes are just:
Fix that thing.
❤️ THANK YOU
Seriously.
Thank you for downloading the game, playing it, breaking it, testing it, and giving feedback.
An early playtest only works if people actually play the game and tell us what happens.
So please:
Download it.
Play it.
Try the different modes.
Challenge someone online.
Find something that shouldn't happen.
Tell us about it.
And if you enjoy the game, adding it to your Steam Wishlist is always massively appreciated.
It costs you nothing, helps the game gain visibility, and makes the Steam algorithm slightly less likely to pretend that 67 Simulator does not exist.
🎉 THE 67 SIMULATOR PLAYTEST IS OFFICIALLY LIVE!
The game is available.
The bugs are waiting.
The leaderboard is waiting.
Your future online opponents are waiting.
And somewhere in the background, the developer is probably wondering why he thought adding multiplayer was a good idea.
See you in game.
- The Dev
XoXo ❤️