Last Pirates: Die Together · published

Honestly didn't see this coming. Yesterday the goal was a million booty slaps together. We thought you'd need days, maybe a full week. You closed it out in fifteen hours flat.
Massive thanks to everyone who slapped, smacked, and dragged friends along the way. Special shoutout to the party of players who hammered away for SEVEN hours, leaving us equal parts impressed and slightly worried for your wrists.
Apologies for the wait. We're pushing as hard as possible to ship the reward, and it'll definitely be live by tomorrow. But that's only the beginning. The booty isn't going anywhere either, staying right there on the beach, and what surfaces next is anyone's guess. Either way, we're proud of you.
A genuine thank-you from all of us. You made our week.
— Last Pirates Team 🧡