Agents! Please? is out now. The agents write the code, the agents review the code, and the last human in the loop decides what ships.
Each shift hands you a brief, a diff and an assurance that everything is fine.
You read the code, run it on inputs you choose, and approve or reject what the swarm wrote.
The coder, the approver, the CI bot and Maya, the one other human left, testify in the channel, and each of them has a tell.
The language is real and a first-party interpreter runs it, deterministic to the byte.
The judge scores behavior, so any fix that works counts.
The career runs five departments, from making the deploy button red to tickets you will carry.
The ending reads back a ledger of what you knew and when you knew it.
Between shifts the gig board deals daily contracts with fresh bugs, and the postmortem goes public under your name.
The whole game plays on a controller and on the Steam Deck, and the keyboard is there when you want it.
The game reads in thirty-one languages and follows the Steam language on first start.
Every line the AI coworkers speak was written by a machine and reviewed by a human before it shipped.