Ahoy, pirates!
You hit 1.000.000 slaps together. Honestly we're still struggling to believe it actually happened. A promise is a promise though, and what was waiting beneath finally broke the surface. He has opinions about everything you do.
Meet the Cracken
Throw something at him and it comes flying right back, like he was waiting for the chance. Want to push your luck? Try throwing a bit more and see what he answers with. He also loves a good show, so shake your booty in front of him properly.
He's not always nearby, but there are ways to bring him back. Some say tossing a few items into the water does the trick. Others swear there's something on the shore that feels a lot like him, worth a touch. Try a few things, he tends to answer.
The new goal — 10.000.000 slaps
Heh, let's daydream for a second. Could you actually take this one down too? We say yes, obviously. Do it, and we'll absolutely cook something bootylicious when Early Access rolls around. A small return from all of us, hoping this was worth every slap.
— Last Pirates Team 🧡