In a bold move to stimulate shareholder happiness and crush the competition, Stick It To The Stickman is now 20% OFF for the first time in company history.
This limited-time initiative has been approved by the Board, Finance, Legal, and the office janitor, as well as our Strategic Publishing Synergy Partner, Devolver Digital.
Don’t miss your chance to invest at a temporarily devalued rate. Offer valid until the accounting regains control.
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