Attention Interdepartmental Personnel (And Gamers)
It is with great pride that we announce our latest accolade.
We won Best Late Stage Capitalism Roguelite at the prestigious 15th Annual Devolver Delayed Awards 2024!!!!
This win represents a critical milestone in our ongoing mission to leverage disruptive stick-figure mechanics and redefine workplace combat games.
Big thanks to our cross-functional team for thinking outside the box (and occasionally punching through it)
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