Priest Simulator: Vampire Show
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| Published | Kind | Announcement | Build |
|---|---|---|---|
| Announcement | The End We regret to inform you that we’re wrapping up early access on December 5th. Honestly, we’re done working on this game and are focusing on the next ones. On that day, we’ll release a patch with a bag full of fixed bugs. Please, don’t report any more issues – the game doesn’t have to be perfect. Let’s not be perfectionists. Instead, focus on being a good person, smiling, enjoying the little thin… | — | |
| Release | Vulgator in da house Dearly beloved, You asked, so we answer. If you want to listen to the soundtrack in Winamp, then do it. Just support with a few coins first. We are gathering money for the Steam page of the next game in the Priest Simulator series, which will be announced together with the release of Vampire Show from EA. So soon you can't even imagine. And if you like the sounds, talk about it loud and blue. | — | |
| Community | Gruzja - Legion Video Clip There is a video clip to a song from the game. Check it out. | — | |
| Community | Deutschland Deutschland! Mein Herz in Flammen So far, Priest Simulator has been bought primarily by Poles. In the last few months, the game has become equally popular in Germany. Thanks for your support, neighbors. We are united not only by Lewandowski. We will make it up to you. BTW We've released another weird shit. It's called Booze Masters: Freezing Moonshine. I don't want this post to be classified as… | — | |
| Community | Steam Adwords Hello, there is this Steam Adwords contest. You can win good prizes and stuff or lose everything etc. I send you the proper answers. Dunno if it's possible to vote like that, but you can try. Some things are worth dying for trying. Print the questionnaire, complete it as provided, send it to Steam or wherever. We've already won anyway. | — | |
| Major update | Vampatch Hello. We're launching a Halloween sale, celebrating the most beautiful holiday of the year, and with it, we're introducing a new name. Hopefully, this will stop you from confusing the game with Heavy Duty. And perhaps it'll be easier to click, you know, because of the vampire in the name. And maybe those who complain that the priest doesn't have his faculties will finally back off. GREETINGS,… | — | |
| Esports | Sign of the Cross-Promo Yello guys. Another poor game was created, even worse than Priest. If by some miracle you haven't purchased usyet, you can now do so for even more money by grabbing the bundle from Bloodwhatever . I recommend it at your own risk. | — | |
| Community | Overwhelmingly Polsitive We've already posted it on Facebook, but we should have been here first. Congratulations to you, you are the winners. You have earned the "Overwhelmingly Polsitive" designation. The second time. We have the last voice recordings left for the new build. Ultimately, it was decided that we would add 4 more planned updates before the premiere, including day 1 patch. Almost a year has passed since e… | — | |
| In-game event | Update 600 k gold pls Hey. I hope you're sleeping because we've ruined your game again. This time we managed to: - fix a bug when throwing alive shatanists into corpse chests in the "don't be or not to be" mission, - fix cracking dubbing issues in the English version, - fix the music in cutscenes after defeating Bebok, - add concert posters, - add missing English dubbing to some lines, - record and upload new NPC vo… | — | |
| In-game event | Something Fixed This Way Comes Hiya. We are constantly working on new content. But before we put in the new furniture, we still need to get rid of the mess. Well, we've already cleaned it up a bit. It's not going as fast as we dreamed in our most erotic dreams, but it's going pretty good enough anyway. Life is life. You know, damn computer games. This time we managed to: - improve the location of the road at the festival bec… | — | |
| In-game event | To Patch a Butterfly Hello, dear kremuvkers :). It's been greasy lately. You have already crossed the threshold of 400 reviews and almost all of them to Melissa's color <3 ːsteamthumbsupː. We messed up a bit again. This time we managed to: - add music to cutscenes, - add a note in confectionery saying when you can find Bomba there, - add missing Vamela's voice overs, - correct "Face Off" counter, - replace the exo… | — | |
| Community | Blackula Friday Yello. Just wanted to tell you, it's legal to write reviews, and win some prizes etc. Check out the main page. You know, Steam sale, you can vote for Priest or something. It's cheaper BTW. Especially here: | — | |
| In-game event | Patchanoid This time we managed to: - add random loading screens, - prevent interaction and quick actions when we are in the process of performing a weapon attack, - remove missile guidance not working properly, - add information about what the slabs from the wall in the church are used for, - allow you to change the volume of fist sounds, - added the ability to use computers on mouse keys, - add English… | — | |
| In-game event | Dispatched This time we managed to: - add additional customization options for HUD elements, - repair incorrect aquarium model, - add decals to bossfight traps, - improve over a dozen translations, - improve dialogues and cutscenes (Possession mission), - add a wounded shatanist, - improve Kremuva's arm in the cutscene after saving Mellisa, - block the possibility of scrolling and using quick action befor… | — | |
| Community | Tupatch This time we managed to: - fix the plastic counter updating, - lower the stage at Bebok, - add new shotgun and knife icons, - add more Christians and grandfathers in the game world, - fix the bug when the 'press new key' was left on the screen and forced the game to be reset, - correct the damaged piano model, - eliminate the problem of the disappearing cap, - improve subtitles in cutscenes, -… | — | |
| In-game event | Patch Simulator Hi. You're ok? Recently we have managed to: - remove the bug that caused NPC not to respawn after death, - add missing image graphics, - fix a bug that prevented the completion of the holy pictures quest, - add a relic locator that can be purchased at the Zero booth, - add interaction with organs, - remove the bug that prevents the upgrade of telekinesis when the player does not have the necess… | — | |
| In-game event | Al Patchino Hi. We hope we didn't spoil your game, baby, but we brought you some gifts: - missing dialogs added, - fixed bugs, voiceovers and missing cutscenes, - Delirma posters added to Melissa's house, - collisions at Rolaf's castle fixed, - improved map, - bat glow reduced, - achievements are working fine, - you can collect the missing picture now, - story objects are saved now, - lots of minor fixes,… | 9696794 | |
| In-game event | Hard Locks & Holy Icons Yello. Thanks to you we've noticed there is a way to break the game. Some of the objects that are required to progress in Priest Simulator you get in specific moments, and only once per playthrough. Story progress is always saved, equipment is not. Before we fix it, here is how you can save yourself some time and worries, if you're stuck: Go to the location above, and take one of the backup fil… | — | |
| News | Priest Simulator Released In Early Access Dear beloved, we have sad news for you. Unfortunately, the premiere of Priest Simulator will not be postponed. Today we are entering Early Asses, which means that we are still swimming in swimming sleeves. We are constantly working on the game. We'll fix anything that works wrong. Anything that works well, we'll screw it up. And it will go on and on for several months until we finally find it g… | — | |
| Community | Soundtrack on CD Soundtrack from Priest Simulator / Heavy Duty is available to purchase. If you're interested, send us a message via Facebook: | — |
Announcements are the developer’s own posts to the game’s Steam news feed: updates and their patch notes, in-game events, releases and sales. The important ones are marked on the players chart.