Helping Hand

1. 
   A Show Of Hands

   Well… There we have it… Votes are in and it turns out that you’re a bit of a p****y…
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2. 
   Backhanded By Mom

   I SAID I’M SORRY MOMMA – I NEVER MEANT TO HURT YOUUUUUUU!
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3. 
   Biting The Hand That Feeds You

   Looks like you pissed off Barbara more than usual… She ain’t coming back for nobody!
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4. 
   Blood On Your Hands

   Looks like it’s all downhill from here, inmate. Prison life is definitely not the best life.
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5. 
   Butterfingers

   Oh dear! Looks like you’re gonna be sending out more than just bad vibrations now.
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6. 
   Finger On The Button

   NEVER PUSH THE BIG RED BUTTON!
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7. 
   Finger On The Trigger

   Hate to say it, but I think you just got JFK’ed… Too soon?
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8. 
   Finger In The Pie

   If the pie is Chewboiye’s stash, does that mean your finger is in the joint? Are you smoking yourself??? Duuuude….
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9. 
   Firsthand Encounter

   Sounds like they might probe more than just your brain…
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10. 
    Getting Out Of Hand

    You drugga! Can you see the light at the end of the tunnel yet?
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11. 
    Getting Your Fingers Burned

    And your toes, and your feet, and your legs, and your tummy, and your chest, and your neck and your head.
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12. 
    Goes Hand In Hand

    Go hold hands with your new prison butt buddies!
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13. 
    Hands In Your Pockets

    You died before you even started the game. What are you even doing? Nothing, obviously. Wow. Useless.
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14. 
    Heavy Handed

    Wow! Aggro much? Take it easy, buddy... Or don’t. Either way.
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15. 
    Iron Hand In A Velvet Glove

    Looks like the iron hand has spoken! Death by exorcism for you, Emily Rose!
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16. 
    Lend A Hand

    Paramedic Shmaramedic, am I right? Well done for having such a tight grip on your life, your guts and that cell phone.
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17. 
    Nimble Fingers

    You moved that finger so fast I couldn’t even see it! Did you even listen to those sick tunes?
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18. 
    Overplay Your Hand

    Yep, you literally over did it on the hand gestures, now you’ve joined both gangs, and they don’t like that very much. Loyalty isn’t your forte.
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19. 
    Receiving Handouts

    Too blessed to be stressed! Gotta love some free stuff!
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20. 
    Right Hand to Chewboiye

    I swear to tell the truth and nothing but the truth except for when I don’t wanna tell the truth.
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21. 
    Sit On Your Hands

    Better not get your hands to dirty with these makeshift drugs!
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22. 
    Take The Law Into Your Own Hands

    You should never do this, especially if your first name is Donald and your second name is Trump.
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23. 
    The Devil Makes Work For Idle Hands

    Especially when those idle hands are as soft and smooth as yours.
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24. 
    When The Left Hand Doesn't Know What The Right Hand Is Doing

    You’ve finally got some company, after all this time!
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